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"The most boring film you have ever watched."

What is the most BORING film you have watched?


i cant say as i tend to watch good and exciting filmd but if you have watched a boring film what was it.

13 Days, that cuban missile crisis film from a year or two ago.

I saw the opening 10 minutes, and the closing 20 minutes, I slept through the rest even though the cinema seats weren't very comfy.

Gone With The Wind

My Mum and Dad were watching it the other day. I watched first 2 minutes.

I never used to like the M:I films either... but my brother has them on video and they've actually grown on me.

OK. See if you can guess what crappy film I'm thinking of...
- It's on every Christmas
- TV Magazines ALWAYS (without fail) give it 5/5 stars.
- It has talking animals in it.

Worst film ever.... can ya guess what it is yet?

Or†ega wrote:
> MI:2
>
> Biggest load of crap ever.

Hmmm, I'd partly agree there, for a John Woo film it has far less action than I'd expect, instead concentrating on the pretty naff and unoriganal story line. Though it isn't even half as boring as the first film, which had nothing happening at all until the last scene. Boring as hell.

Apathetic Anarchist wrote:
> Secret of the Sahara
>
> an 8 hour "epic". I managed to get through the first 4, but
> then my brains started dribbling out of my ears. NOTHING HAPPENED!


I could not sit there and watch a film 8 hours long, i just about watched the Titanic but that was quite interesting and a good film.

Secret of the Sahara

an 8 hour "epic". I managed to get through the first 4, but then my brains started dribbling out of my ears. NOTHING HAPPENED!

Oh, and for the record -

Planet Of The Apes was terrible
The World Is Not Enough was pretty good
The Thin Red Line was excellent, but it did get tedious at times

I think it was called Heavenly Creatures or Beautiful Creatures or something, and it had Kate Winslet in... I watched the whole thing, waiting for her to get naked, instead she just tried to beat her mum to death with a big rock

I've probably seen films which bored me a lot more, but that's the first one that comes to mind

Bubbly Babe wrote:
> East Is East.
>
> God!!! Most boring film ever!!!

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God damn, I hated that film.

A french film. Called Read My Lips.

It was meant to be really good according to Sight and Sound. But if that had been released in English it would have been slated.

It was clever. It was well shot. But it made you wait 2 a***-clenching hours on horribly uncomfortable Screen 8 trocadero seats for a 1 minute pay off of adrenaline-lite, which really wasn't enough.

I watched it two days after Spiderman, which rocked. Maybe I was in the wrong frame of mind, but it really didn't do anything for me.