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"The most boring film you have ever watched."

What is the most BORING film you have watched?


i cant say as i tend to watch good and exciting filmd but if you have watched a boring film what was it.

What is the most BORING film you have watched?


i cant say as i tend to watch good and exciting filmd but if you have watched a boring film what was it.

I haven't actually seen it, but in the Book of World Records, there's a film called The Cure for Insomnia, it's supposed to be about 86 hours long. That's got to be a bit boering.

Forrest Gump.

Walked out after an hour. The only films I've ever walked out of are that one, The Hunt for Red October and Screamers.
All terrible, terrible films.

Planet of the Apes, the Burton version.

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That's not what you said originally.

It has massive angry, shouting apes and Estelle Warren. And "I'm gonna get my chimp"

Bought the DVD, watched the first 20 minutes and realised how god-awful it was. The 'going to get my chimp' line was, as I suspected, said entirely without humour. And Mark Wahlberg scowls a lot, when he should be shrieking, going AAAAAH AAAAAH AAAAH TALKING MONKEYS AAAAH!

This is true.
I too bought the DVD and haven't watched it yet.

But massive apes...it shouldn't suck.

Exactly. He had one of the finest prospects for a movie ever, and turned it into a monkey pantomime. Which actually sounds better than it is.

*shakes fist at Tim Burton*

The Apes pastiche in Jay & Silent Bob is better, and that's only about 30 seconds long.
I didn't realise just how bad that movie was until just now.

And that makes me sad.
How can you balls-up a movie with massive furious shouting apes and skimpy-clad fit women?

i went to see Batman and Robin at the cinema. It was so boring that I slept through it .