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Come on everone, lets get into the guiness book of records. Write completely random stuff here, and try to get the thread longer than 600 replies (the world record) WOOHOO LETS GO. In fact i got an i dea, lets have a word game. I write a word, and u reply with the first word which comes into your head.
1st Word:----------------> Playstation 2
1st Word:----------------> Playstation 2
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Late one evening, an officer was parked outside a local
pub. He noticed a man leaving the bar who was so
intoxicated that he could barely walk.
The man stumbled around the parking lot for a few
minutes with the officer quietly observing. After the
intoxicated man had tried his keys on five different
vehicles, he managed to find his car and fall into the
drive's seat.
He sat there for a few minutes as a number of other
patrons left the bar and drove off.
Finally he started the car, switched the wipers on and
off, flicked the indicators on, tooted the horn, and
then finally switched on the lights. He remained
stationery for a few more minutes as more cars left the
parking lot. After what seemed like an eternity, he
pulled out of the lot and started to drive slowly down
the road.
The police officer, having patiently waited all this
time, now started up the patrol car, put on the flashing
lights, promptly pulled the man over, and carried out a
breathalyzer test.
To his amazement the breathalyzer indicated no evidence
of the man having consumed alcohol at all!
Dumbfounded, the officer said “I’ll have to ask you to
accompany me to the police station; this equipment must
be broken.”
“I doubt it,” said the man, “tonight I’m the designated
decoy.”
pub. He noticed a man leaving the bar who was so
intoxicated that he could barely walk.
The man stumbled around the parking lot for a few
minutes with the officer quietly observing. After the
intoxicated man had tried his keys on five different
vehicles, he managed to find his car and fall into the
drive's seat.
He sat there for a few minutes as a number of other
patrons left the bar and drove off.
Finally he started the car, switched the wipers on and
off, flicked the indicators on, tooted the horn, and
then finally switched on the lights. He remained
stationery for a few more minutes as more cars left the
parking lot. After what seemed like an eternity, he
pulled out of the lot and started to drive slowly down
the road.
The police officer, having patiently waited all this
time, now started up the patrol car, put on the flashing
lights, promptly pulled the man over, and carried out a
breathalyzer test.
To his amazement the breathalyzer indicated no evidence
of the man having consumed alcohol at all!
Dumbfounded, the officer said “I’ll have to ask you to
accompany me to the police station; this equipment must
be broken.”
“I doubt it,” said the man, “tonight I’m the designated
decoy.”
A young couple had been married for a couple of months, but
the man was always after his wife to quit smoking. One
afternoon, she lit up after some love making, and he said,
"You really ought to quit."
She, getting tired of his nagging, said, "I really enjoy a
good cigarette after sex."
He replied, "But they stunt your growth."
She asked if he ever smoked, and he replied he never had.
Smiling and lifting her gaze to his groin, she said, "So,
what's your excuse?"
the man was always after his wife to quit smoking. One
afternoon, she lit up after some love making, and he said,
"You really ought to quit."
She, getting tired of his nagging, said, "I really enjoy a
good cigarette after sex."
He replied, "But they stunt your growth."
She asked if he ever smoked, and he replied he never had.
Smiling and lifting her gaze to his groin, she said, "So,
what's your excuse?"
A cardiac specialist died and at his funeral the coffin was
placed in front of a huge mock up of a heart made up of
flowers. When the pastor finished with the sermon and
eulogy, and after everyone said their good-byes, the heart
opened, the coffin rolled inside and the heart closed. Just
then one of the mourners burst into laughter.
The guy next to him asked: "Why are you laughing?"
"I was thinking about my own funeral" the man replied.
"What's so funny about that?"
"I'm a gynecologist."
placed in front of a huge mock up of a heart made up of
flowers. When the pastor finished with the sermon and
eulogy, and after everyone said their good-byes, the heart
opened, the coffin rolled inside and the heart closed. Just
then one of the mourners burst into laughter.
The guy next to him asked: "Why are you laughing?"
"I was thinking about my own funeral" the man replied.
"What's so funny about that?"
"I'm a gynecologist."
Plugh
Meighan wrote:
> Hey SHEEPY what's up?
Good joke.
hey Meighan!
> Hey SHEEPY what's up?
Good joke.
hey Meighan!
RastaBillySkank wrote:
> SHEEPY wrote:
> Well its all about the ham
OH SHUD UP!
maybe you shoul Shud up with the Shud Up
:D
got you there
> SHEEPY wrote:
> Well its all about the ham
OH SHUD UP!
maybe you shoul Shud up with the Shud Up
:D
got you there
Damn good album!
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