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"WORLDS LONGEST THREAD!!!!! Record attempt"

Come on everone, lets get into the guiness book of records. Write completely random stuff here, and try to get the thread longer than 600 replies (the world record) WOOHOO LETS GO. In fact i got an i dea, lets have a word game. I write a word, and u reply with the first word which comes into your head.


1st Word:----------------> Playstation 2

Just thought I'd point out that I'm a Man U fan, so I'll just sit back and watch these now..

I made up the AM radio one and the rest... I dunno!

well done RBS
were do u come up with all these

A Man Utd fan bought an AM radio... it took him 2 years to work out that he could listen to it in the afternoon :-D

I cant think of any to write!

What do u have if you have 100 ManU fans up to their necks in sand?
not enough sand

3 new inmates are sitting in their cell, contemplating the bleakness of their future. The first one takes out a mouth organ. "At least i can keep myself amused by playing a little music. It'll pass the time." The second takes out a pack of cards "We can while away the time playing poker." The third man takes out a box of tampons. "What the hell are you gonna do with those" asked the other two. He grins and says "It says on the box i can ride, swim, ski, and play tennis with these"

One Sunday morning the minister was preaching about the
dangers of alcohol. To prove his point he held up 2
glasses, one had alcohol and the other had water. He
then put a live worm in each glass.

The worm in the alcohol shriveled up and died
immediately. The other one in the water glass was
swimming around and very much alive. The preacher asked
the congregation what lesson do we learn from this
demonstration.

The parish drunk replied: People who drink alcohol will
never have worms.

he he :)

low flying turkey... hits meeky in the head... meeky falls out window... happy days