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"WORLDS LONGEST THREAD!!!!! Record attempt"

Come on everone, lets get into the guiness book of records. Write completely random stuff here, and try to get the thread longer than 600 replies (the world record) WOOHOO LETS GO. In fact i got an i dea, lets have a word game. I write a word, and u reply with the first word which comes into your head.


1st Word:----------------> Playstation 2

A New York divorce lawyer died and arrived at the pearly
gates. Saint Peter asked him, "What have you done to merit
entrance into Heaven?"

The lawyer thought a moment, then said, "A week ago, I gave
a quarter to a homeless person on the street."

Saint Peter asked Gabriel to check this out in the record,
and after a moment Gabriel affirmed that this was true.

Saint Peter said, "Well, that's fine, but it's not really
quite enough to get you into Heaven."

The lawyer said, "Wait! There's more! Three years ago I also
gave a homeless person a quarter."

Saint Peter nodded to Gabriel, who after a moment nodded
back, affirming this, too, had been verified.

Saint Peter then whispered to Gabriel, "Well, what do you
suggest we do with this fellow?"

Gabriel gave the lawyer a sidelong glance, then said to
Saint Peter, "Let's give him back his 50 cents and tell him
to go to Hell."

I know loads like that!

3 women get killed in a car cash, a ginger, a brounet and a blonde, they all are sinners, at heavens gate St. Peter says"If u can say a entire sentence without lying you can come into heaven, if you cant your going to hell"
so the ginger says "i think im the most beautiful women in the world" puff she disappears to hell
so the brounet says "i think im the most beautiful women" puff she disappears to hell
the blonde says "i think" puff she disappears to hell

A blonde goes to a doctor and says "Doc my whole body hurts all over"

See presses her index finger to her knee and exclaims "Ow!"
She then presses it to her left arm "Ow!"
Then she presses it to her ear and says" Ow! God it even hurts there!"

The doctor looks at her and says, "you're a natural blonde aren't you?"

She replies, "Yes, why?"

"You've got a broken index finger"

:-))

A burgulary was recently commited at Man City's ground and the entire contents of the trophy room was stolen...

police are looking for a man with a pale blue carpet

Lets see more jokes, hmmm, how about blonde ones?!

Oooh, heh...don't go to enough football matches now, 2 Man U ones, one Cambridge, and a few Nottingham Forest (agh)..

I'll stop with the anti-manc jokes now :-D

And those last two were specially for you Phil :-D

What's the difference between David Beckham and an Air Fix kit?

Ones a glueless kit the others a clueless git :-D

What have David Beckham and a bottle of Becks got in common? They're both empty from the neck up :-DDDD