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1st Word:----------------> Playstation 2
We'll have none of that, I know you're upset but that's no reason to go skulking off to the darkest depths of FOG prime now is it?
Come to the top with me and have a nice chat with those who used to talk to that MIST friend of yours, you remember him?
Yes I know, sad isn't it.
Still, his memory lives through us now!
> Hm. Does that remind anyone else of a continuation of Roald Dahl's
> "The Landlady"?
We had to write these at school..
Sigh. Indeed, another one..
> Over a hundred days old, ahh feels good.]
Happy belated birthday and Evenin'
> You'll never took at your local Landlady the same way again!!
> "Billy seemed quite disturbed at her ways and was trying
> to reflect on the day. He suddenly started gasping for air, as if he
> was choking on a hundred morsels of stale bread. The Landlady was
> just sitting and watching at her leisure.
“Whats happening?! Why
> aren’t you doing anything?! Help me!........Help!”
In the blink of
> an eye he had drooped back onto the chair, like an imprint of a
> leaf on soft mud, his eyes had dilated and his lungs stopped moving.
> he was dead.
“Its ok Mr Wilkins, every things going to be
> all.right. Christopher and Gregory cant wait to meet you!”
The old
> landlady slid over to young Billy Weaver and wiped his
> expressionless face clean with a tissue that she produced from
> underneath her apron. She tilted his head back and returned to her
> favourite chair to plot the rest of the evenings work. After a brief
> few minutes she picked up the silver plated tray and hovered back
> into the kitchen.
After she had done the evenings washing up she
> proceeded back into the living room. She stood and watched proudly
> at Billy’s limp corpse for a second or two as if it was her own
> child. The Landlady then went to the burro and took out a dry
> natural sponge, a pair of scissors, a strange looking container with
> a skull and cross bones on it, a roll of peach coloured cotton and a
> rusty scalpel.
In great excitement the aging woman dived down and
> started to examine the body. When the examination had taken place
> she cut off a lock of Billy’s hair and put it in a locket that she
> had resting on top of the cutlery cabinet, she then put it in the
> trophy cabinet next to two other lockets. Each of which had exactly
> the same design on it. They all had an exquisitely detailed cross on
> them with the words ‘died for king and country’. As she closed the
> stained glass cabinet windows a tear dropped from her left
> eye.
“Thats enough work for one evening. Come on boys. Time for
> bed.” The Landlady said hastily
She creeped over Billy Weavers
> body and climbed the stairs, leaving it in the middle of the living
> room.
“come on boys its way past your bed time!” She repeated
> while looking down the stairs.
“We’re coming mum!”
> THE END
> jack Bevan
I wish they made games with
> plots like this.............Oh wait they do!!
banana?