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1st Word:----------------> Playstation 2
> I was about to reply and quote that but we could be doing it all
> night/morning!
Oh really, SHEEPY, how was your holiday?
:D
I would like to talk then,
but seeing as you are around now I will ask simply.
Any News??
:D
> SHEEPY wrote:
> jacktheginger wrote:
> You'll never took at
> your local Landlady
> the same way again!!
>
> "Billy seemed quite
> disturbed at her ways and was
> trying
> to reflect on the day. He
> suddenly started
> gasping for air, as if he
> was choking on a
> hundred
> morsels of stale bread. The Landlady was
> just sitting
>
> and watching at her leisure.
“Whats happening?! Why
>
> aren’t
> you doing anything?! Help me!........Help!”
In the
> blink of
>
> an eye he had drooped back onto the chair, like
> an imprint of
> a
> leaf on soft mud, his eyes had dilated
> and his lungs stopped
> moving.
> he was dead.
“Its ok Mr
> Wilkins, every things going
> to be
> all.right. Christopher
> and Gregory cant wait to meet
> you!”
The old
> landlady
> slid over to young Billy Weaver and
> wiped his
>
> expressionless face clean with a tissue that she
> produced
> from
> underneath her apron. She tilted his head back
> and
> returned to her
> favourite chair to plot the rest of the
>
> evenings work. After a brief
> few minutes she picked up
> the
> silver plated tray and hovered back
> into the
> kitchen.
After
> she had done the evenings washing up
> she
> proceeded back into
> the living room. She stood and
> watched proudly
> at Billy’s
> limp corpse for a second or
> two as if it was her own
> child.
> The Landlady then went
> to the burro and took out a dry
> natural
> sponge, a pair
> of scissors, a strange looking container with
> a
> skull
> and cross bones on it, a roll of peach coloured cotton and
>
> a
> rusty scalpel.
In great excitement the aging woman
> dived
> down and
> started to examine the body. When the
> examination had
> taken place
> she cut off a lock of
> Billy’s hair and put it in a
> locket that she
> had resting
> on top of the cutlery cabinet, she
> then put it in the
>
> trophy cabinet next to two other lockets.
> Each of which had
> exactly
> the same design on it. They all had
> an
> exquisitely detailed cross on
> them with the words ‘died
> for
> king and country’. As she closed the
> stained glass
> cabinet
> windows a tear dropped from her left
>
> eye.
“Thats enough work
> for one evening. Come on boys. Time
> for
> bed.” The Landlady
> said hastily
She creeped over
> Billy Weavers
> body and climbed
> the stairs, leaving it in
> the middle of the living
>
> room.
“come on boys its way
> past your bed time!” She
> repeated
> while looking down the
> stairs.
“We’re coming
> mum!”
>
> THE END
>
>
> jack
> Bevan
I wish they
> made games with
> plots like
> this.............Oh wait they
> do!!
>banana?
You're doing this to increase your word
> count, aren't you?
Wouldn't catch me doing things like that....
....lord, why would anyone ever try and increase their word count like that, its disgusting and I know pb agrees with me...
:D
> jacktheginger wrote:
> You'll never took at your local Landlady
> the same way again!!
> "Billy seemed quite
> disturbed at her ways and was trying
> to reflect on the day. He
> suddenly started gasping for air, as if he
> was choking on a
> hundred morsels of stale bread. The Landlady was
> just sitting
> and watching at her leisure.
“Whats happening?! Why
> aren’t
> you doing anything?! Help me!........Help!”
In the blink of
>
> an eye he had drooped back onto the chair, like an imprint of
> a
> leaf on soft mud, his eyes had dilated and his lungs stopped
> moving.
> he was dead.
“Its ok Mr Wilkins, every things going
> to be
> all.right. Christopher and Gregory cant wait to meet
> you!”
The old
> landlady slid over to young Billy Weaver and
> wiped his
> expressionless face clean with a tissue that she
> produced from
> underneath her apron. She tilted his head back
> and returned to her
> favourite chair to plot the rest of the
> evenings work. After a brief
> few minutes she picked up the
> silver plated tray and hovered back
> into the kitchen.
After
> she had done the evenings washing up she
> proceeded back into
> the living room. She stood and watched proudly
> at Billy’s
> limp corpse for a second or two as if it was her own
> child.
> The Landlady then went to the burro and took out a dry
> natural
> sponge, a pair of scissors, a strange looking container with
> a
> skull and cross bones on it, a roll of peach coloured cotton and
> a
> rusty scalpel.
In great excitement the aging woman dived
> down and
> started to examine the body. When the examination had
> taken place
> she cut off a lock of Billy’s hair and put it in a
> locket that she
> had resting on top of the cutlery cabinet, she
> then put it in the
> trophy cabinet next to two other lockets.
> Each of which had exactly
> the same design on it. They all had
> an exquisitely detailed cross on
> them with the words ‘died for
> king and country’. As she closed the
> stained glass cabinet
> windows a tear dropped from her left
> eye.
“Thats enough work
> for one evening. Come on boys. Time for
> bed.” The Landlady
> said hastily
She creeped over Billy Weavers
> body and climbed
> the stairs, leaving it in the middle of the living
>
> room.
“come on boys its way past your bed time!” She
> repeated
> while looking down the stairs.
“We’re coming
> mum!”
> THE END
>
> jack
> Bevan
I wish they made games with
> plots like
> this.............Oh wait they do!!
>banana?
You're doing this to increase your word count, aren't you?
Wouldn't catch me doing things like that....