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"WORLDS LONGEST THREAD!!!!! Record attempt"

Come on everone, lets get into the guiness book of records. Write completely random stuff here, and try to get the thread longer than 600 replies (the world record) WOOHOO LETS GO. In fact i got an i dea, lets have a word game. I write a word, and u reply with the first word which comes into your head.


1st Word:----------------> Playstation 2

I'll look at ways of paying tomorrow when I finally get a chance to go to town. Guestbook entries are a bit of a pain, I'll mail you instead.

I will read your replies in 50 minutes, I am going to watch channel 5 now as Lexx is on and I know its sad but I think its a wicked program!! lol

Anyways, just leave stuff for me to reply to if you go!

:D See Ya

er-no wrote:
> pb wrote:
> SHEEPY wrote:
> jacktheginger wrote:
>
> You'll never took at
> your local Landlady
> the same way
> again!!



>
> "Billy seemed quite
>
> disturbed at her ways and was
> trying
> to reflect on the
> day. He
> suddenly started
> gasping for air, as if he
>
> was choking on a
> hundred
> morsels of stale bread. The
> Landlady was
> just sitting
>
> and watching at her
> leisure.
“Whats happening?! Why
>
> aren’t
> you doing
> anything?! Help me!........Help!”
In the
> blink
> of
>
> an eye he had drooped back onto the chair, like
>
> an imprint of
> a
> leaf on soft mud, his eyes had
> dilated
> and his lungs stopped
> moving.
> he was
> dead.
“Its ok Mr
> Wilkins, every things going
> to
> be
> all.right. Christopher
> and Gregory cant wait to
> meet
> you!”
The old
> landlady
> slid over to young
> Billy Weaver and
> wiped his
>
> expressionless face
> clean with a tissue that she
> produced
> from
>
> underneath her apron. She tilted his head back
> and
>
> returned to her
> favourite chair to plot the rest of
> the
>
> evenings work. After a brief
> few minutes she
> picked up
> the
> silver plated tray and hovered back
>
> into the
> kitchen.
After
> she had done the evenings
> washing up
> she
> proceeded back into
> the living
> room. She stood and
> watched proudly
> at Billy’s
>
> limp corpse for a second or
> two as if it was her own
>
> child.
> The Landlady then went
> to the burro and took out
> a dry
> natural
> sponge, a pair
> of scissors, a
> strange looking container with
> a
> skull
> and cross
> bones on it, a roll of peach coloured cotton and
>
> a
>
> rusty scalpel.
In great excitement the aging woman
>
> dived
> down and
> started to examine the body. When
> the
> examination had
> taken place
> she cut off a lock
> of
> Billy’s hair and put it in a
> locket that she
>
> had resting
> on top of the cutlery cabinet, she
> then put
> it in the
>
> trophy cabinet next to two other
> lockets.
> Each of which had
> exactly
> the same design
> on it. They all had
> an
> exquisitely detailed cross
> on
> them with the words ‘died
> for
> king and
> country’. As she closed the
> stained glass
> cabinet
>
> windows a tear dropped from her left
>
> eye.
“Thats
> enough work
> for one evening. Come on boys. Time
>
> for
> bed.” The Landlady
> said hastily
She creeped
> over
> Billy Weavers
> body and climbed
> the stairs,
> leaving it in
> the middle of the living
>
>
> room.
“come on boys its way
> past your bed time!” She
>
> repeated
> while looking down the
> stairs.
“We’re
> coming
> mum!”


>
>
> THE END

>
>


>
> jack
> Bevan


I wish they
> made games
> with
> plots like
> this.............Oh wait they
>
> do!!

>banana?

You're doing this to increase your word
>
> count, aren't you?

Wouldn't catch me doing things like
> that....

....lord, why would anyone ever try and increase their
> word count like that, its disgusting and I know pb agrees with
> me...

:D

I know what you mean er-no, it is bloody pathetic when people do things like that, i mean come off it.

Can I pay by Paypal?

:)

Woah, how much is that stuff going to cost to send, make sure its mostly Nintendo stuff though ( I suppose it doesn't take much effort to throw away!)....


...I don't have MSN (for many reasons)... but if you wanna reach me just leave a guestbook entry at my site!

:D

er-no wrote:
> pb wrote:
> But that would make it harder to get back to page
> 705.

Have you seen what is on page 705, no I reckon they should
> not have it on the front forum page, and every page after that they
> should keep it!

"gotta make 2000 by xmas day

3 DAYS TO GO"

A classic post that no-one should be deprived of, surely.

Well, I've still got your other stuff in the garage, I'm sure it will cost quite a bit to send though. Might have some more by the weekend. I'll be on MSN sometime during the next few evenings.

pb wrote:
> But that would make it harder to get back to page 705.

Have you seen what is on page 705, no I reckon they should not have it on the front forum page, and every page after that they should keep it!

pb wrote:
> I'll be here until the work finishes coming out er-no. (it was
> supposed to finish at 11pm, but we have had complications -again!)

Well its because you are using PC's Karma Sutra is saying that Windows are bad!

And it does mean the Operating System!

:D Anyway, I have just collected my new cardboard cutout, its a 7ft Mario holding a GBA punching it into the air!

I believe it to be a future goldmine!
:D

But that would make it harder to get back to page 705.