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Fri 13/09/02 at 14:37
Regular
Posts: 787
To be sung to the tune of... er... "Last Resort" by Papa Roach.


Cut Bill Gates into pieces,
This is my first resort.
Suffication, no breathing,
Don't give a f*f**k if I cut his arm bleeding.

This is my first resort.

Cut Bill Gates into pieces,
I've reached my first resort, suffication, no breathing.
Don't give a f*f**k if I cut his arm bleeding,
Do you even care if he dies bleeding?
Would it be wrong, would it be right,
If I took his life tonight? Chances are that I might.
Mutilation out of sight,
And I'm contemplating homocide.

'Cos I'm losing my sight, losing my mind,
Wish somebody would tell me I'm fine.
Losing my sight, losing my mind,
Wish somebody would tell me I'm fine.

I never realised he was after my cash,
Til it was too late and then my soul was slashed.
Always feeding on money and living in sin,
Dollars spiral, where do I begin?
It all started when he stole my wallet,
No regret for his sins or "sorry I stole it".
I'm seaching to find a decent console,
Finding nothing but train sims and Halo.

I'm losing my sight, losing my mind,
Wish somebody would tell me I'm fine.
Losing my sight, losing my mind,
Wish somebody would tell me I'm fine.

Nothing's all right, nothing is fine.
I'm running and I'm crying.
I'm crying, I'm crying,
I'm crying, I'm crying.

He... can't... go... on... spend... ing... this... way.

Cut Bill Gates into pieces,
This is my first resort.
Suffication, no breathing,
Don't give a f*f**k if I cut his arm bleeding.

Would it be wrong, would it be right,
If I took his life tonight? Chances are that I might.
Mutilation out of sight,
And I'm contemplating homocide.

'Cos I'm losing my sight, losing my mind,
Wish somebody would tell me I'm fine.
Losing my sight, losing my mind,
Wish somebody would tell me I'm fine.

Nothing's all right, nothing is fine.
I'm running and I'm crying.

HE... CAN'T... GO... ON... SPEND... ING.... THIS.... WAY!!!!

Can't go on,
Spending this way.

Nothing's all.... RIGHT!
Fri 13/09/02 at 22:56
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"ATAT Supremo"
Posts: 6,238
I went into the Ninty forum earlier and thought I'd take a look at this thread in there. Hmmmmmmmm, wonder why Nintendo have that kiddie image.
"hur, hur - put it in the X-Box forum, hur, hur"

Clever little boys.
Fri 13/09/02 at 22:55
Regular
Posts: 21,800
gamezfreak wrote:

> Its childish really...

Nah he's a gimp, not childish just a fact.
Fri 13/09/02 at 22:01
Regular
Posts: 10,364
Heh, Nice parody and everything, but why do people resent Bill Gates?

Its all down to jelousy in my opinion, hes got one of the most succesful technology companys in the world, Having a multi million buisness to take care of....

Its childish really...
Fri 13/09/02 at 21:44
Regular
Posts: 15,681
Although that's a brilliant parody, I deeply regret this occurance in the X-box forum.

There, that's the technical spiele over and done with :)

It's funny, yet it's only going to encourage the same thing back.
Fri 13/09/02 at 21:43
Regular
Posts: 1,150
change bill gates to life, doesnt sound good but its true.
Fri 13/09/02 at 20:51
"The Will of D."
Posts: 5,643
Sounds like a great Idea! Do you agree ~RES~ hmmmm?
Fri 13/09/02 at 20:28
Regular
Posts: 21,800
Change Bill Gates into Res and Bill gates, sounds even better.
Fri 13/09/02 at 18:34
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"RIP Resurrection"
Posts: 334
change bill gates into nintendo sounds better.
Fri 13/09/02 at 14:49
Regular
"ATAT Supremo"
Posts: 6,238
::cough:: ::cough::
Fri 13/09/02 at 14:37
Regular
"Remember me?"
Posts: 6,124
To be sung to the tune of... er... "Last Resort" by Papa Roach.


Cut Bill Gates into pieces,
This is my first resort.
Suffication, no breathing,
Don't give a f*f**k if I cut his arm bleeding.

This is my first resort.

Cut Bill Gates into pieces,
I've reached my first resort, suffication, no breathing.
Don't give a f*f**k if I cut his arm bleeding,
Do you even care if he dies bleeding?
Would it be wrong, would it be right,
If I took his life tonight? Chances are that I might.
Mutilation out of sight,
And I'm contemplating homocide.

'Cos I'm losing my sight, losing my mind,
Wish somebody would tell me I'm fine.
Losing my sight, losing my mind,
Wish somebody would tell me I'm fine.

I never realised he was after my cash,
Til it was too late and then my soul was slashed.
Always feeding on money and living in sin,
Dollars spiral, where do I begin?
It all started when he stole my wallet,
No regret for his sins or "sorry I stole it".
I'm seaching to find a decent console,
Finding nothing but train sims and Halo.

I'm losing my sight, losing my mind,
Wish somebody would tell me I'm fine.
Losing my sight, losing my mind,
Wish somebody would tell me I'm fine.

Nothing's all right, nothing is fine.
I'm running and I'm crying.
I'm crying, I'm crying,
I'm crying, I'm crying.

He... can't... go... on... spend... ing... this... way.

Cut Bill Gates into pieces,
This is my first resort.
Suffication, no breathing,
Don't give a f*f**k if I cut his arm bleeding.

Would it be wrong, would it be right,
If I took his life tonight? Chances are that I might.
Mutilation out of sight,
And I'm contemplating homocide.

'Cos I'm losing my sight, losing my mind,
Wish somebody would tell me I'm fine.
Losing my sight, losing my mind,
Wish somebody would tell me I'm fine.

Nothing's all right, nothing is fine.
I'm running and I'm crying.

HE... CAN'T... GO... ON... SPEND... ING.... THIS.... WAY!!!!

Can't go on,
Spending this way.

Nothing's all.... RIGHT!

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