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Fri 13/09/02 at 14:37
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Posts: 787
To be sung to the tune of... er... "Last Resort" by Papa Roach.


Cut Bill Gates into pieces,
This is my first resort.
Suffication, no breathing,
Don't give a f*f**k if I cut his arm bleeding.

This is my first resort.

Cut Bill Gates into pieces,
I've reached my first resort, suffication, no breathing.
Don't give a f*f**k if I cut his arm bleeding,
Do you even care if he dies bleeding?
Would it be wrong, would it be right,
If I took his life tonight? Chances are that I might.
Mutilation out of sight,
And I'm contemplating homocide.

'Cos I'm losing my sight, losing my mind,
Wish somebody would tell me I'm fine.
Losing my sight, losing my mind,
Wish somebody would tell me I'm fine.

I never realised he was after my cash,
Til it was too late and then my soul was slashed.
Always feeding on money and living in sin,
Dollars spiral, where do I begin?
It all started when he stole my wallet,
No regret for his sins or "sorry I stole it".
I'm seaching to find a decent console,
Finding nothing but train sims and Halo.

I'm losing my sight, losing my mind,
Wish somebody would tell me I'm fine.
Losing my sight, losing my mind,
Wish somebody would tell me I'm fine.

Nothing's all right, nothing is fine.
I'm running and I'm crying.
I'm crying, I'm crying,
I'm crying, I'm crying.

He... can't... go... on... spend... ing... this... way.

Cut Bill Gates into pieces,
This is my first resort.
Suffication, no breathing,
Don't give a f*f**k if I cut his arm bleeding.

Would it be wrong, would it be right,
If I took his life tonight? Chances are that I might.
Mutilation out of sight,
And I'm contemplating homocide.

'Cos I'm losing my sight, losing my mind,
Wish somebody would tell me I'm fine.
Losing my sight, losing my mind,
Wish somebody would tell me I'm fine.

Nothing's all right, nothing is fine.
I'm running and I'm crying.

HE... CAN'T... GO... ON... SPEND... ING.... THIS.... WAY!!!!

Can't go on,
Spending this way.

Nothing's all.... RIGHT!
Sun 15/09/02 at 21:22
"The Will of D."
Posts: 5,643
Hasn't anyone seen the episode of The Simpsons where Bill Gates bays a visit? Well if you have then even they had taken the p!ss out of him being an extortianate guy.
Sun 15/09/02 at 16:26
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Posts: 13,611
garbe123 wrote:
> Extortionate rates? What do you actually want from life? Do you want
> everything for free or under 10p? It's unbelivable how many Ninties
> complain about Xbox prices when you were ripped off yourselves with
> the price of the GameCube! Everyone thought that the price was
> fantastic, yet if you actually looked you weren't getting a DVD
> Player, Hard Drive, The optin to play Music CD's and you still needed
> to go out and purchase a Memory Card! It's all well and good for those
> who have a DVD Player already along with a HI-FI, but for it all to be
> included in one unit which supports 5.1 Surround Sound is great for
> me! I think jelousy is the main reason, don't tell me you wouldn't
> want the money he has!

Once again, you've failed to read my post properly, and I've noticed that you've been doing that a lot lately. I was talking about the Windows operating system. Not once did I mention X-Box (which I think is at a very good price anyway). You've just gone off ranting and raving again, when really, both consoles are excellent value (I don't think I'm getting ripped off for a console that plays the best games in the business) and I had no intentions of starting an argument.
Sun 15/09/02 at 13:10
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"ATAT Supremo"
Posts: 6,238
Thing is, the GC was going to be priced in at £170 at one time. The only reason it came down from that was because of the X-Box price drop.
No doubt if it had been released with the £170 tag, Ninties would still be praising it as a great bargain price for a console.
Sun 15/09/02 at 09:48
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Posts: 10,489
Extortionate rates? What do you actually want from life? Do you want everything for free or under 10p? It's unbelivable how many Ninties complain about Xbox prices when you were ripped off yourselves with the price of the GameCube! Everyone thought that the price was fantastic, yet if you actually looked you weren't getting a DVD Player, Hard Drive, The optin to play Music CD's and you still needed to go out and purchase a Memory Card! It's all well and good for those who have a DVD Player already along with a HI-FI, but for it all to be included in one unit which supports 5.1 Surround Sound is great for me! I think jelousy is the main reason, don't tell me you wouldn't want the money he has!
Sun 15/09/02 at 00:27
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Posts: 13,611
gamezfreak wrote:
> Heh, Nice parody and everything, but why do people resent Bill
> Gates?
>
> Its all down to jelousy in my opinion, hes got one of the most
> succesful technology companys in the world, Having a multi million
> buisness to take care of....
>
> Its childish really...

Though he's acheived a lot, it's mainly because he trys to scam off his customers. Because there is no competition for Windows, he charges extortionate rates and, therefore, people are annoyed with him.
Sat 14/09/02 at 01:20
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"ATAT Supremo"
Posts: 6,238
Cyclone wrote:
> Hes:
>
> A) A Nintendo fan

Awwwwwwwwww, poor sod.

> B) More anti XBox than me (and I'm not really! - well much!)

Awwwwwwwwww, poor misguided sod.

> C) Dosen't like any of my music and so....

Well, your pretty smelly so the chances are your tastes match your stinky smell - you did pick GC afterall. :-)

> D) Is a fool.

Judging by the things you've put forward he most certainly must be. ;-)

> But anyway. He smells better than you in this stinky fourm!

Ugh ! Just can't get that GC smell off of me after touching one !
::runs to bathroom, almost scrapping skin off body with wet flanel::
Still not clean ! Still not clean ! Stench of crappy GC console still on me !
;-)
Sat 14/09/02 at 00:19
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"everyone says it"
Posts: 14,738
*er-no booksmark the page*

Best. Song. Ever.

*goes off singing*

'cut gatesy into pieces, smash his head with a mac'
Sat 14/09/02 at 00:15
Regular
"gsybe you!"
Posts: 18,825
Hes:

A) A Nintendo fan
B) More anti XBox than me (and I'm not really! - well much!)
C) Dosen't like any of my music and so....
D) Is a fool.




But anyway. He smells better than you in this stinky fourm!


;)
Fri 13/09/02 at 23:58
Regular
"ATAT Supremo"
Posts: 6,238
Yeah ? Is he cool or is he just as stinky as you ? ;-)
Fri 13/09/02 at 23:05
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"gsybe you!"
Posts: 18,825
Indeed.


Ah, and Savat. My brother is on now. So theres two of us!



YA SMELLY MOONKEY!

;)

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