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"The Game Cube suckz"

i thought i'd write a post similar to what a ninty wrote in the x box forum a while back.

the game cube is a kiddie piece of crap that is only good for being a heavy door stop.

Mario looks like a dodgy 70's porn star and all the multi format games all look cack on the silly cube.

the joypad is a joke. the x box was said to be to big but the game cube is far to small and the D pad is to small for my little finger let alone my thumb.

if i saw a Game Cube on fire i wouldn't even take a wiz to put it out i'd run and grab all the spirits and petrol i could to fuel the fire instead.

face it ninty's the GC is a bigger dissapointment that the N64 was.

second rate graphics with second rate games.


that's it

Discuss

Hey, i make a nice post in the Xbox forum 30 mins ago, and this is what I get? Shame on you!

idiots, LOL the GC is sexy it's a damn cube and cause it plays DVD that's a distraction you fools what about the GC made by panasonic in japan and a bigger DVD disk holds a lot more game data than an 8cm disk.

i stand by what i said the GC sucks

You got a problem with 70's porn?

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Don't even bother people, the origanal post isn't even worth wiping my ar$e on, let alone replying to.

Run along now child, 'we' would like to discuss things about our 'kiddie' console, because unlike you, we bought a console not to show off to people and get thrills off tachnical specs, but to play games.

I dont copy, I clicked post, then spotted a mistake and pressed stop in the browser, but to late, so it posted to, one corrected..


Also X-boxer, you cannot be a true gamer like US.... Your system has distractions such as DVD and Music CD, with HUGE CD'S.. ours spin and load much faster and offer faster, sleeker and bigger gameplay.

Where as the current gamecube offers 100% to true F-U-N gaming.....

Also dont just judge GC by mario, we have tonnes more characters which
OWN YOUR PATHETIC BILL GATES RADIATOR!

Oh and another thing, when turned on the GC is quieter than the Xbox, and the Gc makes a very very pleasant.. Purrrrrr ........ mmmmm

Microsoft also make crappy OS's known as windows.


Also you immature X-box fan, the reason we enjoy mario is because way before you were born, we all used to play the original mario on the nes in our childhood, them fond memories we carry with us and now we love him. I must admit hes a strange and ugly mascot, but he is FUN, get it X-boxxer F-U-N F--U--N FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN.

Ok, Xbox has one fairly ok game.. Halo and the controls suck on it.

Also most multi ports end up crap on the Gcube because they are straight ports from PS2, and g-cube has better specs than PS2 and therefore can handle much much more.....

Yeah nice idea of coping your post, he might not be able to get it out of his stupid brainwashed head.

You Bill gates suck up, Ninty make the finest games, and the X-box controller sucks.

The X-box looks like a radiator....

The cube is arty and sexy..

And metroid prime is a sure HALO beater GG NEWB.