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i thought i'd write a post similar to what a ninty wrote in the x box forum a while back.
the game cube is a kiddie piece of crap that is only good for being a heavy door stop.
Mario looks like a dodgy 70's porn star and all the multi format games all look cack on the silly cube.
the joypad is a joke. the x box was said to be to big but the game cube is far to small and the D pad is to small for my little finger let alone my thumb.
if i saw a Game Cube on fire i wouldn't even take a wiz to put it out i'd run and grab all the spirits and petrol i could to fuel the fire instead.
face it ninty's the GC is a bigger dissapointment that the N64 was.
second rate graphics with second rate games.
that's it
Discuss
the game cube is a kiddie piece of crap that is only good for being a heavy door stop.
Mario looks like a dodgy 70's porn star and all the multi format games all look cack on the silly cube.
the joypad is a joke. the x box was said to be to big but the game cube is far to small and the D pad is to small for my little finger let alone my thumb.
if i saw a Game Cube on fire i wouldn't even take a wiz to put it out i'd run and grab all the spirits and petrol i could to fuel the fire instead.
face it ninty's the GC is a bigger dissapointment that the N64 was.
second rate graphics with second rate games.
that's it
Discuss
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Sibs was right
*Falls asleep
*Falls asleep
~Resurection~ wrote:
> i thought i'd write a post similar to what a ninty wrote in the x box
> forum a while back.
Cool.
> the game cube is a kiddie piece of crap that is only good for being a
> heavy door stop.
Heavy?
> Mario looks like a dodgy 70's porn star and all the multi format games
> all look cack on the silly cube.
70's porn star? but didn't you say this was a kiddies console. and surly they look the same, shame the first party titles put everything the x-box has to shame with the Cubes "special effects".
> the joypad is a joke. the x box was said to be to big but the game
> cube is far to small and the D pad is to small for my little finger
> let alone my thumb.
You use the D-pad? my god why?
> if i saw a Game Cube on fire i wouldn't even take a wiz to put it out
> i'd run and grab all the spirits and petrol i could to fuel the fire
> instead.
And watch it explode ripping your face off.
> face it ninty's the GC is a bigger dissapointment that the N64 was.
That aint saying much there my friend (shudder). Afterall the N64 is still the greatest console ever, for another month at least.
> second rate graphics with second rate games.
Coming from an X-box fan???? Cracks up! Name one X-box game that has better graphics than RE0 and one X-box game that is better than Super Mario Sunshine. Go away and play Halo or something.
> that's it
Really well that was lame.
> Discuss
no.... oooops.
> i thought i'd write a post similar to what a ninty wrote in the x box
> forum a while back.
Cool.
> the game cube is a kiddie piece of crap that is only good for being a
> heavy door stop.
Heavy?
> Mario looks like a dodgy 70's porn star and all the multi format games
> all look cack on the silly cube.
70's porn star? but didn't you say this was a kiddies console. and surly they look the same, shame the first party titles put everything the x-box has to shame with the Cubes "special effects".
> the joypad is a joke. the x box was said to be to big but the game
> cube is far to small and the D pad is to small for my little finger
> let alone my thumb.
You use the D-pad? my god why?
> if i saw a Game Cube on fire i wouldn't even take a wiz to put it out
> i'd run and grab all the spirits and petrol i could to fuel the fire
> instead.
And watch it explode ripping your face off.
> face it ninty's the GC is a bigger dissapointment that the N64 was.
That aint saying much there my friend (shudder). Afterall the N64 is still the greatest console ever, for another month at least.
> second rate graphics with second rate games.
Coming from an X-box fan???? Cracks up! Name one X-box game that has better graphics than RE0 and one X-box game that is better than Super Mario Sunshine. Go away and play Halo or something.
> that's it
Really well that was lame.
> Discuss
no.... oooops.
It does indeed suck. As Edgy said. The air is sucked in, to cool the thing down.
LOL!
aahahahahaha
What makes me laugh is this Ressurection guy is apparently 20. If anymore proof is needed that the education system is failing a lot of kids then I think this topic can seal the argument.
Res, you do know that you've let yourself and your entire forum down!
I know you hate the some of the Nintendo idiot fanboys in your forum, but don't get so up-tight.
EVERY forum gets it's fair share of idiots.
We also get plenty of stupid Xbox fanboys.
Today, it was you.
You became the MS equivilant of those Nintendo fanboys you hate so much.
It's definately the wrong way of going about things.
Don't do it again.
I know you hate the some of the Nintendo idiot fanboys in your forum, but don't get so up-tight.
EVERY forum gets it's fair share of idiots.
We also get plenty of stupid Xbox fanboys.
Today, it was you.
You became the MS equivilant of those Nintendo fanboys you hate so much.
It's definately the wrong way of going about things.
Don't do it again.
~Resurection~ wrote:
> i thought i'd write a post similar to what a ninty wrote in the x box
> forum a while back.
>
Are you jonwalkers by any chance? Your username seems to suit the picture in the profile...
> the game cube is a kiddie piece of crap that is only good for being a
> heavy door stop.
>
so?
> Mario looks like a dodgy 70's porn star and all the multi format games
> all look cack on the silly cube.
>
so?
> the joypad is a joke. the x box was said to be to big but the game
> cube is far to small and the D pad is to small for my little finger
> let alone my thumb.
>
so? (It's bigger than the PS2 pad)
> if i saw a Game Cube on fire i wouldn't even take a wiz to put it out
> i'd run and grab all the spirits and petrol i could to fuel the fire
> instead.
>
so?
> face it ninty's the GC is a bigger dissapointment that the N64 was.
>
That's why more GameCubes have sold in comparison to X-boxs in the UK so far...
> second rate graphics with second rate games.
>
You obviously know as much about gaming as I do about knitting.
>
> that's it
>
so?
> Discuss
no.
> i thought i'd write a post similar to what a ninty wrote in the x box
> forum a while back.
>
Are you jonwalkers by any chance? Your username seems to suit the picture in the profile...
> the game cube is a kiddie piece of crap that is only good for being a
> heavy door stop.
>
so?
> Mario looks like a dodgy 70's porn star and all the multi format games
> all look cack on the silly cube.
>
so?
> the joypad is a joke. the x box was said to be to big but the game
> cube is far to small and the D pad is to small for my little finger
> let alone my thumb.
>
so? (It's bigger than the PS2 pad)
> if i saw a Game Cube on fire i wouldn't even take a wiz to put it out
> i'd run and grab all the spirits and petrol i could to fuel the fire
> instead.
>
so?
> face it ninty's the GC is a bigger dissapointment that the N64 was.
>
That's why more GameCubes have sold in comparison to X-boxs in the UK so far...
> second rate graphics with second rate games.
>
You obviously know as much about gaming as I do about knitting.
>
> that's it
>
so?
> Discuss
no.
Oh my... I think we all know what to do.. Let it sink people.
Bloody hell you're all immature dolts.
The original Ninty who posted this thingy in the Xbox forum, Resurection for posting one here and all you others who were brought into a console-bashing slanging match. Christ, grow up.
The original Ninty who posted this thingy in the Xbox forum, Resurection for posting one here and all you others who were brought into a console-bashing slanging match. Christ, grow up.
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