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i thought i'd write a post similar to what a ninty wrote in the x box forum a while back.
the game cube is a kiddie piece of crap that is only good for being a heavy door stop.
Mario looks like a dodgy 70's porn star and all the multi format games all look cack on the silly cube.
the joypad is a joke. the x box was said to be to big but the game cube is far to small and the D pad is to small for my little finger let alone my thumb.
if i saw a Game Cube on fire i wouldn't even take a wiz to put it out i'd run and grab all the spirits and petrol i could to fuel the fire instead.
face it ninty's the GC is a bigger dissapointment that the N64 was.
second rate graphics with second rate games.
that's it
Discuss
the game cube is a kiddie piece of crap that is only good for being a heavy door stop.
Mario looks like a dodgy 70's porn star and all the multi format games all look cack on the silly cube.
the joypad is a joke. the x box was said to be to big but the game cube is far to small and the D pad is to small for my little finger let alone my thumb.
if i saw a Game Cube on fire i wouldn't even take a wiz to put it out i'd run and grab all the spirits and petrol i could to fuel the fire instead.
face it ninty's the GC is a bigger dissapointment that the N64 was.
second rate graphics with second rate games.
that's it
Discuss
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Maverick42 wrote:
> Look, this topic is stupid. It's just one fanboy's stupid comments,
> that he believes to be true. Well it's not.
>
so a ninty fan boy says :)
> Can you name me more than three 'kiddy' games on the GameCube? Thought
> not.
>
Lugi mansion, mario sunshine, pikmin, zelda and some druggy puzzle cack i forget it's dumb name and no doubt that dumb a$s donkey kong will pop up and mario kart will probably boringly spring up to. oh and you can throw super smash bros melee in there too
> Can you name me a game on the X-Box that betters the graphics of
> Resident Evil on the GameCube? Thought not.
>
Hmmmmmm spliter cell?
and resident evil 0 looks no better than resident evil code veronica on PS2 and even the DC
> Can you name a game on the X-Box that has the innovation of Super
> Mario Sunshine, Pikmin, StarFox Adventures or The Legend Of Zelda?
> Thought not.
>
Halo 2, splitter cell and the excelent Project Ego and as if the games you mention are special in anyway, oh mario jump from platform to platform and zelda ohhhhh lets tell the same old story over and over, final fantasy kicks zelda in the butt.
> Nintendo are the best games company in the world, so I doubt they'd
> make second rate games. Moron.
na sega are :)
> Look, this topic is stupid. It's just one fanboy's stupid comments,
> that he believes to be true. Well it's not.
>
so a ninty fan boy says :)
> Can you name me more than three 'kiddy' games on the GameCube? Thought
> not.
>
Lugi mansion, mario sunshine, pikmin, zelda and some druggy puzzle cack i forget it's dumb name and no doubt that dumb a$s donkey kong will pop up and mario kart will probably boringly spring up to. oh and you can throw super smash bros melee in there too
> Can you name me a game on the X-Box that betters the graphics of
> Resident Evil on the GameCube? Thought not.
>
Hmmmmmm spliter cell?
and resident evil 0 looks no better than resident evil code veronica on PS2 and even the DC
> Can you name a game on the X-Box that has the innovation of Super
> Mario Sunshine, Pikmin, StarFox Adventures or The Legend Of Zelda?
> Thought not.
>
Halo 2, splitter cell and the excelent Project Ego and as if the games you mention are special in anyway, oh mario jump from platform to platform and zelda ohhhhh lets tell the same old story over and over, final fantasy kicks zelda in the butt.
> Nintendo are the best games company in the world, so I doubt they'd
> make second rate games. Moron.
na sega are :)
~Resurection~ wrote:
> Maverick42 wrote:
> Look, this topic is stupid. It's just one fanboy's stupid comments,
> that he believes to be true. Well it's not.
> -----
> so a ninty fan boy says :)
The only fanboy here is you.
> Can you name me more than three 'kiddy' games on the GameCube?
> Thought not.
> -----
> Lugi mansion, mario sunshine, pikmin, zelda and some druggy puzzle
> cack i forget it's dumb name and no doubt that dumb a$s donkey kong
> will pop up and mario kart will probably boringly spring up to. oh and
> you can throw super smash bros melee in there too
So fun, fresh and innovative titles are now considered kiddy? I question your taste. The answer was bad, very bad. Those games are designed for everyone, and because you obviously haven't played them, you're too ignorant to see that.
> Can you name me a game on the X-Box that betters the graphics of
> Resident Evil on the GameCube? Thought not.
> -----
> Hmmmmmm spliter cell?
>
> and resident evil 0 looks no better than resident evil code veronica
> on PS2 and even the DC
Hmmm, Spinter Cell's multi-format, try again. And I've seen screenshots for Splinter Cell and played on the PS2 and DC versions of Resident Evil. None of them come close.
> Can you name a game on the X-Box that has the innovation of Super
> Mario Sunshine, Pikmin, StarFox Adventures or The Legend Of Zelda?
> Thought not.
> -----
> Halo 2, splitter cell and the excelent Project Ego and as if the games
> you mention are special in anyway, oh mario jump from platform to
> platform and zelda ohhhhh lets tell the same old story over and over,
> final fantasy kicks zelda in the butt.
Have you played Halo 2 or Spinter Cell? No. And I don't see what's so original about shooting a load of aliens and a Metal Gear Solid clone. I can also tell you've never played Mario or Zelda as they're both aging and successful franchises that could just as well be a new game each time. Final Fantasy isn't even on X-Box, and the GameCube's getting an exclusive.
> Nintendo are the best games company in the world, so I doubt they'd
> make second rate games. Moron.
> -----
> na sega are :)
Wrong. Nintendo are, and that's a fact.
> Maverick42 wrote:
> Look, this topic is stupid. It's just one fanboy's stupid comments,
> that he believes to be true. Well it's not.
> -----
> so a ninty fan boy says :)
The only fanboy here is you.
> Can you name me more than three 'kiddy' games on the GameCube?
> Thought not.
> -----
> Lugi mansion, mario sunshine, pikmin, zelda and some druggy puzzle
> cack i forget it's dumb name and no doubt that dumb a$s donkey kong
> will pop up and mario kart will probably boringly spring up to. oh and
> you can throw super smash bros melee in there too
So fun, fresh and innovative titles are now considered kiddy? I question your taste. The answer was bad, very bad. Those games are designed for everyone, and because you obviously haven't played them, you're too ignorant to see that.
> Can you name me a game on the X-Box that betters the graphics of
> Resident Evil on the GameCube? Thought not.
> -----
> Hmmmmmm spliter cell?
>
> and resident evil 0 looks no better than resident evil code veronica
> on PS2 and even the DC
Hmmm, Spinter Cell's multi-format, try again. And I've seen screenshots for Splinter Cell and played on the PS2 and DC versions of Resident Evil. None of them come close.
> Can you name a game on the X-Box that has the innovation of Super
> Mario Sunshine, Pikmin, StarFox Adventures or The Legend Of Zelda?
> Thought not.
> -----
> Halo 2, splitter cell and the excelent Project Ego and as if the games
> you mention are special in anyway, oh mario jump from platform to
> platform and zelda ohhhhh lets tell the same old story over and over,
> final fantasy kicks zelda in the butt.
Have you played Halo 2 or Spinter Cell? No. And I don't see what's so original about shooting a load of aliens and a Metal Gear Solid clone. I can also tell you've never played Mario or Zelda as they're both aging and successful franchises that could just as well be a new game each time. Final Fantasy isn't even on X-Box, and the GameCube's getting an exclusive.
> Nintendo are the best games company in the world, so I doubt they'd
> make second rate games. Moron.
> -----
> na sega are :)
Wrong. Nintendo are, and that's a fact.
Maverick42 your the sort of idiot my post was aimed at, why can't you all be like i dunno Edgy.
you think that the sun shines outta nintendo's a$s. and your arguments are lame as hell and so what splitter cell is multi format as i aint a fan boy and have a PS2 and soon an x box my point is still valid.
nintendo aint the greatest they never were. sega where great they tried new ideas but moron's like you went and brought a N64 cause you had no idea and were to blind to see what sega where doing.
Sega still make the best games as JSRF proves on x box.
you think that the sun shines outta nintendo's a$s. and your arguments are lame as hell and so what splitter cell is multi format as i aint a fan boy and have a PS2 and soon an x box my point is still valid.
nintendo aint the greatest they never were. sega where great they tried new ideas but moron's like you went and brought a N64 cause you had no idea and were to blind to see what sega where doing.
Sega still make the best games as JSRF proves on x box.
~Resurection~ wrote:
> Lugi mansion, mario sunshine, pikmin, zelda and some druggy puzzle
> cack i forget it's dumb name and no doubt that dumb a$s donkey kong
> will pop up and mario kart will probably boringly spring up to. oh and
> you can throw super smash bros melee in there too
Calling a game kiddie because it's not stuffed with gore, blood and violence...
Are you sure you're 20? You're sounding like a 12 year old!
"I'm too grown up and mature for cartoony games because I'm all grown up!"
Ironically, that's what all the 10 year olds are saying.
The TRULLY mature gamers buy a game because it's a good one.
That's why we Nintendo fans are looking forward to fun light hearted games like Mario, as well as dark bloodthirsty games like Resident Evil.
We like Zelda and Perfect Dark because they're good games.
Not because they make us feel all grown up.
We're gamers.
Now look around your forum.
I think you'll find that most of your fellow Xbox owners are looking forward to games like Blinx AS WELL AS games like Halo 2.
Why?
Because they have a post-pubescent mentality and judge a game by how good it is, rather than how "big and grown up" it makes them feel.
Try and be a bit more like them.
You do know that you're letting your ENTIRE forum down...
> Lugi mansion, mario sunshine, pikmin, zelda and some druggy puzzle
> cack i forget it's dumb name and no doubt that dumb a$s donkey kong
> will pop up and mario kart will probably boringly spring up to. oh and
> you can throw super smash bros melee in there too
Calling a game kiddie because it's not stuffed with gore, blood and violence...
Are you sure you're 20? You're sounding like a 12 year old!
"I'm too grown up and mature for cartoony games because I'm all grown up!"
Ironically, that's what all the 10 year olds are saying.
The TRULLY mature gamers buy a game because it's a good one.
That's why we Nintendo fans are looking forward to fun light hearted games like Mario, as well as dark bloodthirsty games like Resident Evil.
We like Zelda and Perfect Dark because they're good games.
Not because they make us feel all grown up.
We're gamers.
Now look around your forum.
I think you'll find that most of your fellow Xbox owners are looking forward to games like Blinx AS WELL AS games like Halo 2.
Why?
Because they have a post-pubescent mentality and judge a game by how good it is, rather than how "big and grown up" it makes them feel.
Try and be a bit more like them.
You do know that you're letting your ENTIRE forum down...
ah but i like PS2 so i must be letting them down too huh.
oh and i suppose pokemon, animal crossing, zoocube and mario party 4 are all aimed at the 'mature' gamer?
and i suppose you watch all the Disney films and never a film like Pulp fiction or Aliens? because your all so mature.
oh and i suppose pokemon, animal crossing, zoocube and mario party 4 are all aimed at the 'mature' gamer?
and i suppose you watch all the Disney films and never a film like Pulp fiction or Aliens? because your all so mature.
~Resurection~ wrote:
> Maverick42 your the sort of idiot my post was aimed at, why can't you
> all be like i dunno Edgy.
Why can't you be more like Savatt and Normad?
You do realise that if you swapped "Nintendo" for "MS", "Gamecube" for "Xbox", you'd be the sort of fanboy they hate.
> Maverick42 your the sort of idiot my post was aimed at, why can't you
> all be like i dunno Edgy.
Why can't you be more like Savatt and Normad?
You do realise that if you swapped "Nintendo" for "MS", "Gamecube" for "Xbox", you'd be the sort of fanboy they hate.
*shakes head*
Re-read what Strafex wrote and then maybe you'll realise how stupid you sound.
I suggest you leave the forum and save yourself a little dignity.
Re-read what Strafex wrote and then maybe you'll realise how stupid you sound.
I suggest you leave the forum and save yourself a little dignity.
Strafex wrote:
> ~Resurection~ wrote:
> Maverick42 your the sort of idiot my post was aimed at, why can't
> you
> all be like i dunno Edgy.
>
> Why can't you be more like Savatt and Normad?
>
> You do realise that if you swapped "Nintendo" for
> "MS", "Gamecube" for "Xbox", you'd be
> the sort of fanboy they hate.
what am i stupid, that's a bit obvious. but i like PS2 and Sony so if i swapped MS for Sony and GC for PS2 you'd still hate me.
> ~Resurection~ wrote:
> Maverick42 your the sort of idiot my post was aimed at, why can't
> you
> all be like i dunno Edgy.
>
> Why can't you be more like Savatt and Normad?
>
> You do realise that if you swapped "Nintendo" for
> "MS", "Gamecube" for "Xbox", you'd be
> the sort of fanboy they hate.
what am i stupid, that's a bit obvious. but i like PS2 and Sony so if i swapped MS for Sony and GC for PS2 you'd still hate me.
Tiltawhirl wrote:
> *shakes head*
>
> Re-read what Strafex wrote and then maybe you'll realise how stupid
> you sound.
>
> I suggest you leave the forum and save yourself a little dignity.
LOL like i care what a bunch of little ninty's think of me. and anyway causing a stink in here is fun and you lot are to dumb to stop replying.
> *shakes head*
>
> Re-read what Strafex wrote and then maybe you'll realise how stupid
> you sound.
>
> I suggest you leave the forum and save yourself a little dignity.
LOL like i care what a bunch of little ninty's think of me. and anyway causing a stink in here is fun and you lot are to dumb to stop replying.
~Resurection~ wrote:
> ah but i like PS2 so i must be letting them down too huh.
No. You're talking like a 12 year old fanboy. THAT's letting them down.
> oh and i suppose pokemon, animal crossing, zoocube and mario party 4
> are all aimed at the 'mature' gamer?
They're aimed at gamers full stop. You don't have to like these games.
> and i suppose you watch all the Disney films and never a film like
> Pulp fiction or Aliens? because your all so mature.
No we watch a film for how good it is.
I take it you'd scream if someone tried to make you watch the Starwars trillogy. After all, it's only rated a U, and you're FAR too big and grown up for that, you big 20 year old grown-up man, you!
> ah but i like PS2 so i must be letting them down too huh.
No. You're talking like a 12 year old fanboy. THAT's letting them down.
> oh and i suppose pokemon, animal crossing, zoocube and mario party 4
> are all aimed at the 'mature' gamer?
They're aimed at gamers full stop. You don't have to like these games.
> and i suppose you watch all the Disney films and never a film like
> Pulp fiction or Aliens? because your all so mature.
No we watch a film for how good it is.
I take it you'd scream if someone tried to make you watch the Starwars trillogy. After all, it's only rated a U, and you're FAR too big and grown up for that, you big 20 year old grown-up man, you!
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