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I was just attacked, thats right, attacked, by a moth. This was no moth innocently trapped in my room, this moth was out to get me. I never saw it coming, it dive bombed me from above, narrowly missing and zooming just past my shoulder and onto the desk. Thankfully my cat like reflexes sent me into action, grabbing my rather hefty Baldur's Gate manual and promptly dropping it on it's head. However my desk is made of glass, so i'm not looking forward to the stain that will be there when I peel of the manual tommorow morning.
I have a theory, theres cleary some sort of big moth orchestrating it all, a Super moth, if you will. Possibly a surviver of one of my polish attacks, possibly the creation of some evil genius bent on conquering the world, either way something (like polish) has affect it's DNA causing it to mutate and grow a huge brain, thus leading to some sort of hive network.
I suggest you pack and head for Scotland. I'll stay behind and hold them off, don't worry about me, I can make it. Don't forget, theres no real evidence for it, but it's out there, and for no apparent reason, only you can stop it.
Good luck, and don't look back.
I have a theory, theres cleary some sort of big moth orchestrating it all, a Super moth, if you will. Possibly a surviver of one of my polish attacks, possibly the creation of some evil genius bent on conquering the world, either way something (like polish) has affect it's DNA causing it to mutate and grow a huge brain, thus leading to some sort of hive network.
I suggest you pack and head for Scotland. I'll stay behind and hold them off, don't worry about me, I can make it. Don't forget, theres no real evidence for it, but it's out there, and for no apparent reason, only you can stop it.
Good luck, and don't look back.
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Whitestripes wrote:
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> Heh, thats pretty funny. But she isn't a wrist, nor is she inflatable,
> she is one of those *real* girls, you may have seen some...
aah so thats where ive been going wrong!
>
> Heh, thats pretty funny. But she isn't a wrist, nor is she inflatable,
> she is one of those *real* girls, you may have seen some...
aah so thats where ive been going wrong!
Àshley wrote:
> Whitestripes wrote:
>
>
> Tell my girlfriend, I love her..
>
>
> Which wrist is this! lol
Heh, thats pretty funny. But she isn't a wrist, nor is she inflatable, she is one of those *real* girls, you may have seen some...
> Whitestripes wrote:
>
>
> Tell my girlfriend, I love her..
>
>
> Which wrist is this! lol
Heh, thats pretty funny. But she isn't a wrist, nor is she inflatable, she is one of those *real* girls, you may have seen some...
Whitestripes wrote:
> Well...okay!
>
> We'll just have to accept that fact that most of the world's companies
> will be run by a giant moth, which consider the idiots that run them
> now, won't be such a bad thing.
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Nooooooooo!
Do iiiiiit!
Explode the moth, make it blow up into several million pieces!
Just shove a block of dynamite down its throat (if they have them) and run for the hills!
:D
> Well...okay!
>
> We'll just have to accept that fact that most of the world's companies
> will be run by a giant moth, which consider the idiots that run them
> now, won't be such a bad thing.
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Nooooooooo!
Do iiiiiit!
Explode the moth, make it blow up into several million pieces!
Just shove a block of dynamite down its throat (if they have them) and run for the hills!
:D
Hercules! wrote:
> I love you man......... dont do it.....
>
> :D
Well...okay!
We'll just have to accept that fact that most of the world's companies will be run by a giant moth, which consider the idiots that run them now, won't be such a bad thing.
> I love you man......... dont do it.....
>
> :D
Well...okay!
We'll just have to accept that fact that most of the world's companies will be run by a giant moth, which consider the idiots that run them now, won't be such a bad thing.
Whitestripes wrote:
>
> Tell my girlfriend, I love her..
Which wrist is this! lol
>
> Tell my girlfriend, I love her..
Which wrist is this! lol
I love you man......... dont do it.....
:D
:D
Maybe we should ask America for help, and they can save the world!
Ho ho ho
But seriously; never fear, for I have a cunning plan m'Lord. Using myself as bait, I will head to the nearest Mr Sheen factory. Then all the moths will flock to it, then before they attack, I declare I wish to play a game, thus enticing the super moth to show it's face, with the exciting prospect of a game of Mahjong. Then I will detonate the C4 explosives I hid up my a*se, thus blowing the factory and covering all the moths in a lake of polish.
Of course I'll die in the process, but it's worth it god damnit!
Tell my girlfriend, I love her..
Ho ho ho
But seriously; never fear, for I have a cunning plan m'Lord. Using myself as bait, I will head to the nearest Mr Sheen factory. Then all the moths will flock to it, then before they attack, I declare I wish to play a game, thus enticing the super moth to show it's face, with the exciting prospect of a game of Mahjong. Then I will detonate the C4 explosives I hid up my a*se, thus blowing the factory and covering all the moths in a lake of polish.
Of course I'll die in the process, but it's worth it god damnit!
Tell my girlfriend, I love her..
Whitestripes wrote:
>
> I suggest you pack and head for Scotland.
I think i'll take my chances with the giant flesh eating moths, thanks! lol
>
> I suggest you pack and head for Scotland.
I think i'll take my chances with the giant flesh eating moths, thanks! lol
LOL!
Thankyou dude, thankyou.
You battle that nasty moth and kill it once and for all.
*heads for Scotland*
Im gonna miss you man.....
*starts crying*
Nooooo!
*slowly heads off to the north*
Thankyou dude, thankyou.
You battle that nasty moth and kill it once and for all.
*heads for Scotland*
Im gonna miss you man.....
*starts crying*
Nooooo!
*slowly heads off to the north*
I was just attacked, thats right, attacked, by a moth. This was no moth innocently trapped in my room, this moth was out to get me. I never saw it coming, it dive bombed me from above, narrowly missing and zooming just past my shoulder and onto the desk. Thankfully my cat like reflexes sent me into action, grabbing my rather hefty Baldur's Gate manual and promptly dropping it on it's head. However my desk is made of glass, so i'm not looking forward to the stain that will be there when I peel of the manual tommorow morning.
I have a theory, theres cleary some sort of big moth orchestrating it all, a Super moth, if you will. Possibly a surviver of one of my polish attacks, possibly the creation of some evil genius bent on conquering the world, either way something (like polish) has affect it's DNA causing it to mutate and grow a huge brain, thus leading to some sort of hive network.
I suggest you pack and head for Scotland. I'll stay behind and hold them off, don't worry about me, I can make it. Don't forget, theres no real evidence for it, but it's out there, and for no apparent reason, only you can stop it.
Good luck, and don't look back.
I have a theory, theres cleary some sort of big moth orchestrating it all, a Super moth, if you will. Possibly a surviver of one of my polish attacks, possibly the creation of some evil genius bent on conquering the world, either way something (like polish) has affect it's DNA causing it to mutate and grow a huge brain, thus leading to some sort of hive network.
I suggest you pack and head for Scotland. I'll stay behind and hold them off, don't worry about me, I can make it. Don't forget, theres no real evidence for it, but it's out there, and for no apparent reason, only you can stop it.
Good luck, and don't look back.
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