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"Herc, we have a problem..."

I was just attacked, thats right, attacked, by a moth. This was no moth innocently trapped in my room, this moth was out to get me. I never saw it coming, it dive bombed me from above, narrowly missing and zooming just past my shoulder and onto the desk. Thankfully my cat like reflexes sent me into action, grabbing my rather hefty Baldur's Gate manual and promptly dropping it on it's head. However my desk is made of glass, so i'm not looking forward to the stain that will be there when I peel of the manual tommorow morning.

I have a theory, theres cleary some sort of big moth orchestrating it all, a Super moth, if you will. Possibly a surviver of one of my polish attacks, possibly the creation of some evil genius bent on conquering the world, either way something (like polish) has affect it's DNA causing it to mutate and grow a huge brain, thus leading to some sort of hive network.

I suggest you pack and head for Scotland. I'll stay behind and hold them off, don't worry about me, I can make it. Don't forget, theres no real evidence for it, but it's out there, and for no apparent reason, only you can stop it.

Good luck, and don't look back.

Nooooo......... kill the damn moth before it kills you, for it will be after me next!

Argh!

*runs further north*

I lifted Baldur's Gate, damn, thats a dead a moth. Stain on the glass, squashed moth on the back of the manual, urg.

Whitestripes wrote:
> Right, I've got it. Using the expirmental technology that cloned Dolly
> the sheep, I will create an un-intelligable body clone of myself. It
> won't be alive or anything, but can speak and perform basic actions
> through remote control. I think you can guess the rest...
>
> Thats right!!
>
> I can kill myself following the normal plan. But there will be a
> really thick, dumb a*se clone of myself left. So it would seem like
> i'm not dead at all!!


yeah, but who would control the robot... or am i just confused?

Herc, I fear it may be too late for me. For even now I hear the quiet 'ffzzzttt' of a moth flapping it's wings frantically as it brushes against something. It could strike at any moment, dare I step over to the curtains to make sure the windows are closed? Dare I lift Baldur's Gate to see if that moth is acually dead?

Stand back Hercules...and prepare to run :o

whitestripes said:
>
> Pfttt...Katie Holmes is better. I'm keeping a couple of those for
> myself.

o well we could have one of each! ill pre order a claudi schiffer too! hope you don't think im too greedy!

Àshley wrote:
> Id appreciate it if you cloned a couple of Kelly brooks for me at the
> same time. if its not to much trouble!

Pfttt...Katie Holmes is better. I'm keeping a couple of those for myself.

Hey....it *is* my birthday soon....Oh god! I think the moths have got to you, drilled into your brain and taken you over!

*sobs* the world wll never recover from this loss :'(

Go Whitestripes, Go Whitestripes......... its yer birthday, its yer birthday!

:D

Id appreciate it if you cloned a couple of Kelly brooks for me at the same time. if its not to much trouble!

Right, I've got it. Using the expirmental technology that cloned Dolly the sheep, I will create an un-intelligable body clone of myself. It won't be alive or anything, but can speak and perform basic actions through remote control. I think you can guess the rest...

Thats right!!

I can kill myself following the normal plan. But there will be a really thick, dumb a*se clone of myself left. So it would seem like i'm not dead at all!!