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"Herc, we have a problem..."

I was just attacked, thats right, attacked, by a moth. This was no moth innocently trapped in my room, this moth was out to get me. I never saw it coming, it dive bombed me from above, narrowly missing and zooming just past my shoulder and onto the desk. Thankfully my cat like reflexes sent me into action, grabbing my rather hefty Baldur's Gate manual and promptly dropping it on it's head. However my desk is made of glass, so i'm not looking forward to the stain that will be there when I peel of the manual tommorow morning.

I have a theory, theres cleary some sort of big moth orchestrating it all, a Super moth, if you will. Possibly a surviver of one of my polish attacks, possibly the creation of some evil genius bent on conquering the world, either way something (like polish) has affect it's DNA causing it to mutate and grow a huge brain, thus leading to some sort of hive network.

I suggest you pack and head for Scotland. I'll stay behind and hold them off, don't worry about me, I can make it. Don't forget, theres no real evidence for it, but it's out there, and for no apparent reason, only you can stop it.

Good luck, and don't look back.

I'm not super. Just a moth/man concoction.

And I have seen a Slender Loris, so that makes me special.

A ha! So your the super moth eh? Call off your minions or I'll release my giant super bat to come and get you!

Argh!

Kill Thegerrid!

Get him I tell ye!

Get hiiiiiim!

*runs further north*

A moth flew into my ear once. But it was no regular moth. It was a maggot with moth's wings.
It layed eggs in my brain.
Now I am part moth, part maggot, part man.
Be afraid.
Be very afraid. I am.

Tha Criminal wrote:
> Why don't you just shut the fook up?
>
> It's a fooking moth you w*****rs


That's my fooking word. Get yer own!

Hercules! wrote:

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> They are scary....... and no, we wont shut up....... not for *you*
> anyways.
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Yeah you tell him Herc.

Tha Criminal wrote:
> Why don't you just shut the fook up?
>
> It's a fooking moth you w*****rs
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They are scary....... and no, we wont shut up....... not for *you* anyways.

:P

one of out neighbours is a lady from thailand, anyway she was very new over here and caught a fly in a plastic bag, she then decided to carry this fly around in a plastic bag and was running down each house in the street asking if we had any "fly poison", this was hilarious, she could just have squashed it in the bag, or released it out side but she wanted poison. She either has serious obsessions with poison or is just plain crazy.

Why don't you just shut the fook up?

It's a fooking moth you w*****rs

once i waas very bored and there was a fly annoying me the whole day. so i got a glass cup and while the fly was on the counter i slammed the cup on it. then i got a plat then i transfered the cup quickly to the plate then i carried it around the house the whole day. i parents thought i had gone crazy :(

and it died the next day