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Quickly, I run to my car and start my car. I could hear the engine was kind of rusty and I probably had to fix it soon. As I drive threw the city I realize a gang of men mugging a elderly lady on the corner. How can some people be so heartless to do such a thing. I make it to the store in a matter of a minute. I get out of my car and and slowly walk to threw the front doors. As soon as I enter a "I'm back" greeting card catches my eyes an an instan. Slowly I inch my way toward it and read it. It was a great card and i had to have it.
I go to the front desk and give the man the card and my five dollar bill. "That's $7.50" he says in a low voice. "But i only have 5 dollars. $7.50 is way to much" I declare. "Either pay up or get out" he yells in a rude voice. As he yelled a I felt all my muscles tense and I was feeling extremly angry. All I wanted to do is get a simple card now he is screaming about kicking me out of the store!! A spark just blew in my head and I picked up a baseball bat that was laying next to the front desk. I wave the bat in the mans face and yell "Give me the card!!!". He throws me the card and I beat him once across the head no perminit damage was done. I backed up toward the the kepping my eyes on his terrified face and keeping my hands on the card and the bat.
I avoid my car and just start to run. Why did I do that, is there something wrong with me. I ran and ran toward the derection of my familly's house untill I met up with the same men that were mugging the old women. "Give me all you got dude" they said while pointing a small knife at me. Without half a thought I swung the bat madly and knocked out all 3 men. As they all layed there on the floor I threw the bat down on the floor and stood there motionless. In a slit second I picked up there knife and ran off toward my families yet again.
I was a block away from the house I knew if I was there this would all end but then out of the blue a policeman comes and says freeze. As if I didnt even see him I sliced his arm. He screamed loadly and all I could do to make him be quite is get his gun and shoot his leg. I dont know why I thought that would work. I let go of the knife and kept the card and the gun in one hand as I ran into the house that I was hoping to go to all day.
In front of me was my familly in front of a casket with pictures of me circling around them. "Whats all this?" I yell. All together they turn around and gasp. "No this can't be you died in a car crash" my mother said franticly. "No I didnt you didn't even try to find out if I really did" I yelled as I waved the gun in there faces. They all scream at the sight of the gun. I didn't know what came over me but I shot away at them untill they were all silent and I think dead. I drop the gun on the floor and thoought why did this killing instanct come to me today. I close my eyes and start to cry uncontrollably. Then slowly I open my eyes to see I still had the card in my hands. Then as I weeped I managed to whisper to myself " I'm Back". And then I layed on the floor silently for what seemed like a enternaty. Just sitting there silent.
and im ot a tramp ;/
> hAhAhaHhahahahh i can play those games
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How? His cube doesn't work - you know why? Well...
Good luck plugging it in
Drunk Cow wrote:
my friend has a gamecube he
> bought on his trip to itally and he cant use it
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> now i no y
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Is your friend as stupid as you are?
(yes, I'm being nasty, but it's only because of Stryke's absence, honest)
thats very mean of you
but yes im dumber than i seem
> Drunk Cow -
where do you live?-he is a tramp that lives in a field near Dartmoor
Who are you? -An alcoholic tramp
What do you want? -To grow up + realise he livs in britain
How old are you? -9
Are you as dumb as seem?-he is the non pig/cow version of jade
Etc....
now i no y
If he claims to a British address we know he cheated as no British person would write a storey using American words, currency and terms!
Basically, he's stuffed!
http://ukchatforums.reserve.co.uk/display_messages.php? threadid=51332&forumid=301
yeah that's right (spaces etc)
But, you guys like 24 right? Well, then check this out...
http://ukchatforums.reserve.co.uk/display_messages.php
threadid=51332&forumid=301
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> look at his stats. surely he should be a reghular by now?
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Erm........ no he shouldnt.