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Hey my name is Joseph. I have today all planned out. I have five dollars and I have to make it to my familly reunion at 8:00. It's goin to be great in my familly reunion, I havent seen any of my familly since a car accident I had. Well, I think I should be goin now I need to buy a small gift for my parents at least.
Quickly, I run to my car and start my car. I could hear the engine was kind of rusty and I probably had to fix it soon. As I drive threw the city I realize a gang of men mugging a elderly lady on the corner. How can some people be so heartless to do such a thing. I make it to the store in a matter of a minute. I get out of my car and and slowly walk to threw the front doors. As soon as I enter a "I'm back" greeting card catches my eyes an an instan. Slowly I inch my way toward it and read it. It was a great card and i had to have it.
I go to the front desk and give the man the card and my five dollar bill. "That's $7.50" he says in a low voice. "But i only have 5 dollars. $7.50 is way to much" I declare. "Either pay up or get out" he yells in a rude voice. As he yelled a I felt all my muscles tense and I was feeling extremly angry. All I wanted to do is get a simple card now he is screaming about kicking me out of the store!! A spark just blew in my head and I picked up a baseball bat that was laying next to the front desk. I wave the bat in the mans face and yell "Give me the card!!!". He throws me the card and I beat him once across the head no perminit damage was done. I backed up toward the the kepping my eyes on his terrified face and keeping my hands on the card and the bat.
I avoid my car and just start to run. Why did I do that, is there something wrong with me. I ran and ran toward the derection of my familly's house untill I met up with the same men that were mugging the old women. "Give me all you got dude" they said while pointing a small knife at me. Without half a thought I swung the bat madly and knocked out all 3 men. As they all layed there on the floor I threw the bat down on the floor and stood there motionless. In a slit second I picked up there knife and ran off toward my families yet again.
I was a block away from the house I knew if I was there this would all end but then out of the blue a policeman comes and says freeze. As if I didnt even see him I sliced his arm. He screamed loadly and all I could do to make him be quite is get his gun and shoot his leg. I dont know why I thought that would work. I let go of the knife and kept the card and the gun in one hand as I ran into the house that I was hoping to go to all day.
In front of me was my familly in front of a casket with pictures of me circling around them. "Whats all this?" I yell. All together they turn around and gasp. "No this can't be you died in a car crash" my mother said franticly. "No I didnt you didn't even try to find out if I really did" I yelled as I waved the gun in there faces. They all scream at the sight of the gun. I didn't know what came over me but I shot away at them untill they were all silent and I think dead. I drop the gun on the floor and thoought why did this killing instanct come to me today. I close my eyes and start to cry uncontrollably. Then slowly I open my eyes to see I still had the card in my hands. Then as I weeped I managed to whisper to myself " I'm Back". And then I layed on the floor silently for what seemed like a enternaty. Just sitting there silent.
Quickly, I run to my car and start my car. I could hear the engine was kind of rusty and I probably had to fix it soon. As I drive threw the city I realize a gang of men mugging a elderly lady on the corner. How can some people be so heartless to do such a thing. I make it to the store in a matter of a minute. I get out of my car and and slowly walk to threw the front doors. As soon as I enter a "I'm back" greeting card catches my eyes an an instan. Slowly I inch my way toward it and read it. It was a great card and i had to have it.
I go to the front desk and give the man the card and my five dollar bill. "That's $7.50" he says in a low voice. "But i only have 5 dollars. $7.50 is way to much" I declare. "Either pay up or get out" he yells in a rude voice. As he yelled a I felt all my muscles tense and I was feeling extremly angry. All I wanted to do is get a simple card now he is screaming about kicking me out of the store!! A spark just blew in my head and I picked up a baseball bat that was laying next to the front desk. I wave the bat in the mans face and yell "Give me the card!!!". He throws me the card and I beat him once across the head no perminit damage was done. I backed up toward the the kepping my eyes on his terrified face and keeping my hands on the card and the bat.
I avoid my car and just start to run. Why did I do that, is there something wrong with me. I ran and ran toward the derection of my familly's house untill I met up with the same men that were mugging the old women. "Give me all you got dude" they said while pointing a small knife at me. Without half a thought I swung the bat madly and knocked out all 3 men. As they all layed there on the floor I threw the bat down on the floor and stood there motionless. In a slit second I picked up there knife and ran off toward my families yet again.
I was a block away from the house I knew if I was there this would all end but then out of the blue a policeman comes and says freeze. As if I didnt even see him I sliced his arm. He screamed loadly and all I could do to make him be quite is get his gun and shoot his leg. I dont know why I thought that would work. I let go of the knife and kept the card and the gun in one hand as I ran into the house that I was hoping to go to all day.
In front of me was my familly in front of a casket with pictures of me circling around them. "Whats all this?" I yell. All together they turn around and gasp. "No this can't be you died in a car crash" my mother said franticly. "No I didnt you didn't even try to find out if I really did" I yelled as I waved the gun in there faces. They all scream at the sight of the gun. I didn't know what came over me but I shot away at them untill they were all silent and I think dead. I drop the gun on the floor and thoought why did this killing instanct come to me today. I close my eyes and start to cry uncontrollably. Then slowly I open my eyes to see I still had the card in my hands. Then as I weeped I managed to whisper to myself " I'm Back". And then I layed on the floor silently for what seemed like a enternaty. Just sitting there silent.
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Àshley wrote:
> wow what could be the chances of two americans who can't spell
Not as high as you'd think.
> wow what could be the chances of two americans who can't spell
Not as high as you'd think.
make the voices stop wrote:
> me and drunk cow are not the same person..i knoe him personally but
> we're not the SAME PERSON!! for one thing...im ostensibly female while
> he is ostensibly male..well at least i hope so..hehe..dont u feel
> stupid now..
wow what could be the chances of two americans who can't spell and write exactley the same way, logging onto the site at the sme time and one only having 3 posts and being inarticulate and only defending the person who is people are having a go at.
> me and drunk cow are not the same person..i knoe him personally but
> we're not the SAME PERSON!! for one thing...im ostensibly female while
> he is ostensibly male..well at least i hope so..hehe..dont u feel
> stupid now..
wow what could be the chances of two americans who can't spell and write exactley the same way, logging onto the site at the sme time and one only having 3 posts and being inarticulate and only defending the person who is people are having a go at.
very clever
make the voices stop wrote:
> my guess is this
> cookie monster =you do not know anything iam not drunk cow : )
touché
> my guess is this
> cookie monster =you do not know anything iam not drunk cow : )
touché
right i am getting disturbed. He has a piece of pie as a friend, yet in the other thread called drunk cows election thoughts he told us to get the last piece of pie out of our bums. Either the american education system is even worse than we think or the drug problem is!
me and drunk cow are not the same person..i knoe him personally but we're not the SAME PERSON!! for one thing...im ostensibly female while he is ostensibly male..well at least i hope so..hehe..dont u feel stupid now..
Drunk Cow wrote:
> HA. I have a Guessing room too.
> Guess what I'm thinking right now...
>
> That u want a piece of my pie but u cant have it!!!! ITS MINE I TELL
> U!!!! U ROBBERS U!!!
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Shut up
> HA. I have a Guessing room too.
> Guess what I'm thinking right now...
>
> That u want a piece of my pie but u cant have it!!!! ITS MINE I TELL
> U!!!! U ROBBERS U!!!
________________________
Shut up
my guess is this
cookie monster =no sabes nada porque yo no soy drunk cow : )
cookie monster =no sabes nada porque yo no soy drunk cow : )
My guess is thus
Drunk cow= Make the voices stop.
Drunk cow= Make the voices stop.
hahahaha
this kid cracks me up as much as old people do...hehe..im mean...well im a new person and drunk cow rocks! i might be one of the only people here that think that but what can i say..i guess i have better judgement...or maybe its because the voices told me that i liked it...hmm..confused...
this kid cracks me up as much as old people do...hehe..im mean...well im a new person and drunk cow rocks! i might be one of the only people here that think that but what can i say..i guess i have better judgement...or maybe its because the voices told me that i liked it...hmm..confused...
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