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"Driving test tommorrow"

Is what I have. At 11:41 exactly, for some wierd twisted driving place reason. They're trying to play with my mind, I tell you. Trying to make me fail. Not that they'll succeed, mind you, I'm an amazing driver. Probably.

So feel free to wish me luck, or tell me I'll fail miserably (MoJo). Go ahead. I'm taking the test in one of the new Minis, so that means it's smaller, which makes it easier to park. Right?

Should I pass, smugness will ensue. More than usual.

Im having my 5th lesson on wednesday. Driving is quite tricky.

Good luck mate.

I get to learn in a brand new Focus...

Air con.
Electric everything!

I could go on!
I love it!

but then when I pass I get to drive my mum's Punto...

Oh God no!

Capital idea.

*BAM*

"Are you aware you just ran an old lady over?"

(Look around) "Are you sure?"

"YES! SHE'S LYING THERE DEAD!"

"I'm afraid I can't see anyone."

"YOU STONED?"

"No, I'm perfectly sane. Now would you like to take the left to France or the right to Mongolia, Mr Guevarra?"

"EH? WHAT?.."

I can see it working.

They could fail you for it... just pretend it never happened and the person might think they're going insane.

I'll try my best not to. But if I do, thats only a minor, yeah?

Err good luck

I'll give you a tip:

Don't run over anyone

Cretin. :)

If it is lady test person and you know you have made a booboo then try making a pass at her.
If it is man then bribe him, bribe him good.

Excellent idea.

And now I've got all these super plans, like running over MoJo comically and running over Lord H fatally, I'm obviously going to fail.

Stryke wrote:

> And he drove the motorbike in Neighbours.


You like him in leathers don't you

:-)

You also have to drive into the countryside and pick up a hobbo style hitch-hicker and take him where he is going.