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"Driving test tommorrow"

Is what I have. At 11:41 exactly, for some wierd twisted driving place reason. They're trying to play with my mind, I tell you. Trying to make me fail. Not that they'll succeed, mind you, I'm an amazing driver. Probably.

So feel free to wish me luck, or tell me I'll fail miserably (MoJo). Go ahead. I'm taking the test in one of the new Minis, so that means it's smaller, which makes it easier to park. Right?

Should I pass, smugness will ensue. More than usual.

If it is lady test person and you know you have made a booboo then try making a pass at her.
If it is man then bribe him, bribe him good.

Cretin. :)

Err good luck

I'll give you a tip:

Don't run over anyone

I'll try my best not to. But if I do, thats only a minor, yeah?

They could fail you for it... just pretend it never happened and the person might think they're going insane.

Capital idea.

*BAM*

"Are you aware you just ran an old lady over?"

(Look around) "Are you sure?"

"YES! SHE'S LYING THERE DEAD!"

"I'm afraid I can't see anyone."

"YOU STONED?"

"No, I'm perfectly sane. Now would you like to take the left to France or the right to Mongolia, Mr Guevarra?"

"EH? WHAT?.."

I can see it working.

I get to learn in a brand new Focus...

Air con.
Electric everything!

I could go on!
I love it!

but then when I pass I get to drive my mum's Punto...

Oh God no!

Im having my 5th lesson on wednesday. Driving is quite tricky.

Good luck mate.

"I failed my Cycling Proficiency (sp?) the first time."

I didn't think it WAS possible to fail that, it was so easy! All you did was go around cones and stuff! Man, if you can't even ride a bike, I shudder to think what you're like behind the wheel of a car!

Watch out Stryke, road hogs like Ant will be driving in 30 years time (that's how long I estimate it will take for Ant to pass)

I have another lesson tommorow.

So fun.

I'll be thinking of you..