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"Driving test tommorrow"

Is what I have. At 11:41 exactly, for some wierd twisted driving place reason. They're trying to play with my mind, I tell you. Trying to make me fail. Not that they'll succeed, mind you, I'm an amazing driver. Probably.

So feel free to wish me luck, or tell me I'll fail miserably (MoJo). Go ahead. I'm taking the test in one of the new Minis, so that means it's smaller, which makes it easier to park. Right?

Should I pass, smugness will ensue. More than usual.

I could ask Guy Pearce if he'll drive for me. He drove in Priscilla, with the Matrix Agent. And in L.A. Confidential, and Memento, in that nicked Jag. He didn't drive in The Time Machine or the Count of Monte Cristo - but if they had cars then, he would have driven one.

And he drove the motorbike in Neighbours.

*nods*

There's a cycling test? Have I been cycling illegaly then?

*pictures some fat cop who looks like David Jason clamping his bike*

I like that bike.

Break a leg, Stryke. But you hsall never know if I mean good or bad luck. Muah. :-)

Stryke wrote:
> Should I pass, smugness will ensue.

No changes there then. {:)

Nah, good luck Strykester.

I failed my Cycling Proficiency (sp?) the first time. :D

I hope I pass too, surprisingly.

But I imagine I'm going to get the massively butch feminist who wouldn't have looked out of place in the S.S. or as a Bond villian-henchman. SHe'll fail me for not being: female, facist or Russian.

LOL @ Stryke and MoJoJoJo!

:-D

I hope you pass.

If you were drunk I'd drop you off at a different pub. :)

If I get drunk would you pick me up and drop me of at my house?

You're a cretin anyway. Look at me standing here in my non-cretinness.

I've got folk devils on my side. Beat that!