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"Demon Enrollment application form"

This application form is to be filled in under the premise that you require / would like to be considered for enrollment in Dark Mark's Demon Team. There are only 7 more places available, and the enrollment works on a "first come, first served" basis. When 10 members have been established, the team will be ready to take on the forces of "good" (pfff!) in a mighty apocalyptic battle that will hopefully ensure me being undisputed ruler of this realm.

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Dark Mark Demon Team application form (please fill
out all questions in block capitals).

Name:

Age:

Sex:

Place of origin:

Powers:

Previous employment:

Current monthly income:



Congratulations in filling out your application form. To enrol in the Demon Team, please e-mail this form to [email protected]
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The following members have already been established:

Dark Mark:
I am the founer and leader of the Demon Team, and the legendary Evil Albino of Darkness. I possess superhuman strength, have telepathic and telekinetic abilities and have also been known to propel nova-like blasts from my hands and use my telekinesis to fly and construct shields and weaponry.

Edgy:
My right hand man, Edgy is a living vampire. He has the ability to morph into a vampire bat, and possesses superhuman strength.

ShadowDragon:
ShadowDragon possesses a self-named power, Tele-fly-invisi-kinesis, which allows him to fly, achieve a full or partial state of transparency and move objects with his mind.


Remember, it's first come first served, and if you've always dreamed of conquering all that is good and being part of an evil empire then this is an oppitunity that you cannot afford to miss.

Dark Mark wrote:
> Edgy wrote:
> ShadowDragon wrote:
> Edgy wrote:
> You didn't make the team, so don't backchat me, young man. And if
> you must know, the forces of good includes anyone that deliberately
> gets in my way and tries to establish world peace and prevents my
> domination of this planet.
>
> AND the kids from Dawson's Creek!
>
> AND the vermin that walk this planet... CATS!
>
> Nah, cats are cool! Plus they can stand the high temperatures of
> Hell!
> What do dogs do? They stick out their tounges and shrivel in Hell's
> high temperatures...
>
>
> *
>
> CATS ARE NOT COOL. In fact, "cute" and "cuddly"
> kittens have now got themselves planted at the top of my list of
> things to eliminate... the list being as follows:
>
> - cats
> - Hear'Say
> - Crossroads
> - Egg Salad
> - The Netherlands
> - S Club 7
> - Microsoft
>
> etc etc.

But kittens kill things when 'playing' and cats kill cute and cuddly mice! In some countries cats kill cattle and antelopes and even Africans! What more could you want from a feline?

*Note - I wasn't having a dig at the Africans...that's where most the big cats come from that's all

Too long to read!

Anyone get's in my way and I'll, eh, shatter my body :-S

Thats a darn good list add Oasis too it

Edgy wrote:
> ShadowDragon wrote:
> Edgy wrote:
> You didn't make the team, so don't backchat me, young man. And if
> you must know, the forces of good includes anyone that deliberately
> gets in my way and tries to establish world peace and prevents my
> domination of this planet.
>
> AND the kids from Dawson's Creek!
>
> AND the vermin that walk this planet... CATS!
>
> Nah, cats are cool! Plus they can stand the high temperatures of Hell!
> What do dogs do? They stick out their tounges and shrivel in Hell's
> high temperatures...


*

CATS ARE NOT COOL. In fact, "cute" and "cuddly" kittens have now got themselves planted at the top of my list of things to eliminate... the list being as follows:

- cats
- Hear'Say
- Crossroads
- Egg Salad
- The Netherlands
- S Club 7
- Microsoft

etc etc.

*Walks in*

*Hits head on table*

*Breaks table*

*Whistles inocently*

*runs out*

Linx wrote:
> the keeper of the underworld hadies (i think thats how you spell it)
> he had a 3 headed dog (don't know what its called) that gaured the
> gates of hell

Hades, that's the one! The dog was called Cerberus I think...

cats may be cool but ferrets rock!

ShadowDragon wrote:
>what's the name of that devil guy who has the 3-headed dog
> again? =oP

the keeper of the underworld hadies (i think thats how you spell it)
he had a 3 headed dog (don't know what its called) that gaured the gates of hell

Bad guys always lose.
Good guys always win.

So nah nah, ner ner, ner!