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Fret not, my friends, I am here to guide you!
SR's resident Agony Uncle will advise you what to do in ANY situation! Just ask!
> I have a large, dark abcess on my genitalia (why is p@nis censored?).
> What should I do?
See a Doctor. What kind of moron ARE you?!
If there is ANY abnormality to do with your genitalia, see a Doctor.
BURN THE SHEEP SKIN!
YOU MUST STAY STRONG!
Anyway, I'm off outside for a walk in my new sheep-skin coat.... it feels so nice to the touch -bah-.
> Now that the drug law on cannibis has been realxed does that mean i
> can drive in a truck filled up with it and sell it to toddlers?
Dealing cannabis is still very much against the law, and the Government are pushing for the maximum sentence for dealing to push up to 14 years.
Plus, toddlers can't use matches or lighters, so they would have no need to buy dope.
In conclusion: no.
> I am curiously attracted to very wooly sheep.
> Should I suppress my urges and take up a dull and distracting hobby,
> or should I just give-in and make a tentative approach?
Ah, a topic close to my heart. Which one of us can honestly say we have never wanted to make sweet, tender love to a sheep?
Alas, it is but a phase. You may be full of passion, but you'll live to regret it. Suppress away, my friend.
> I've been practising my chat-up lines: "bah, bah,
> bah-bah-bah" - that means: "Do you come to this muddy field
> often?"
Now you're just going overboard. "bah, bah, bah-bah-bah" is not a phrase in the sheep language, but rather mindless babble. Once more, I implore you to suppress the urges and go relieve yourself in a slightly healthier way, by playing Halo or something.