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El Swandre wrote:
> My children, I must retire for the night (I just got two new tabs to
> learn on the geeeeeeetar).
>
> Post your dilemmas, and I shall answer them tomorrow.

My dilemna is this: there's a guy on this...place I know, and this guy, he keeps posting advice to people, putting doctors out of their jobs, thus corrupting the entire world economy. What should I do?

Swander, what is a jaffa cake?

is it a cake or a biscuit

Microgarlicbread wrote:
> I'm thinking of making another website, but this time I don't want to
> use crappy hosting sites like Angelfire and Geocities, I want a proper
> domain name. I need a decent package but it needs to be fairly cheap,
> who do you suggest? Also, I use BT Anytime and I can't change it, so
> things like Freeola are out the window :(

Why cant you change it? How much does it cost ?

I'm thinking of making another website, but this time I don't want to use crappy hosting sites like Angelfire and Geocities, I want a proper domain name. I need a decent package but it needs to be fairly cheap, who do you suggest? Also, I use BT Anytime and I can't change it, so things like Freeola are out the window :(

The really ticklish part is that she is completely overwhelmed by my massive masculine presence (!)

You see, she wants me, and I have to confess as to having a slight attraction back, but she is becoming desperate - She wants me, and she is getting rather....well, aggressive.


Help!

Hello El Swandre.


I have a problem. I recently met a beautiful young woman called Anna. She is incredibly sexy and seems to adore me. Trouble is, she lives wuite far way, and although she has tons of cash, she can't move, because of her job

:(

I need advice! Should I ignore this brilliant beauty and find another girl?

Or should I follow her to the ends of the Earth?









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;)

At school I have had 82 lunchtime detentions 32 afterschools 20 head or department 12 head of years and have been inter nally suspended 3 times and extelnally 1 if I am suspended again I will be expelled.

WHAT SHALL I DO?!!!!!!

My children, I must retire for the night (I just got two new tabs to learn on the geeeeeeetar).

Post your dilemmas, and I shall answer them tomorrow.

He's a South African long-haired frog though!

Fuzzy wrote:
> My frog has lice...what do I do?

Liar. Frogs don't have enough hair to get lice.

Do not waste my time, little one.