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"read this joke, might get me banned or not. but just read it"

A little kid walks into a city bus and sits right behind the driver and starts yelling, ''If my dad was a bull and my mom a cow I'd be a little bull.''
The driver starts getting mad at the noisy kid, who continues with, ''If my dad was an elephant and my mom a girl elephant I would be a little elephant.''

The kid goes on with several animals until the bus driver gets angry and yells at the kid, ''What if your dad was gay and your mom was a prostitute?!''

The kid smiles and says, ''I would be a bus driver!''

SO WHAT DO YOU THINK?

:D

*Runs*

lol.....Oh my stars.

Dont blame me for this... Why not blame.. say... Wookie instead? :)

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A tramp walks into a pub. 'Get out' says the barman, 'we don't serve
tramps'. The tramp says 'I don't want a drink, I just want a cocktail
stick'.

The barman is confused but wants to get rid of the tramp so gives him a
cocktail stick and tells him to get lost.

5 minutes later, another tramp walks into the pub. 'Get out' says the
barman, 'we don't serve tramps'. The tramp says 'I don't want a drink, I
just want a cocktail stick'.

The barman is more confused but just wants a quiet life so gives him a
cocktail stick and tells him to get lost.

5 minutes later, a third tramp walks into the pub. 'Get out' says the
barman, 'we don't serve tramps, I've already told your mates to get lost'.
The tramp says ' I don't want a drink, I just want a straw'.

Now the barman is even more confused. 'What the hell do you want a straw
for?' says the barman.

'Well' says the tramp, 'someone's been sick outside and all the good bits
have already gone'.

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Lol Shanks. And the original one. Lololol :o)

:D... good joke... must remember that one... CYA!

LOL, very good

Do you know how to stop an afghanistan tank?



HERE IT IS?




Shoot the men pushing it?

HoHoHoHoHoHoHo

heh some good jokes, some awful ones

I quite like it.

OK HERE IS ANOTHER ONE:

Two fellas are fishing in a boat under a bridge. One looks up and sees a funeral procession starting across the bridge. He stands up, takes off his cap, and bows his head. The procession crosses the bridge and the man puts on his cap, picks up his rod and reel, and continues fishing.
The other guy says, "That was touching. I didn't know you had it in you."
The first guy responds, "Well, I guess it was the thing to do - after all, I was married to her for 40 years."

This one is very good:

Q. What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree ?

A. Hold on to your nuts, this is going to be a hell of a BL***OB !