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"read this joke, might get me banned or not. but just read it"

A little kid walks into a city bus and sits right behind the driver and starts yelling, ''If my dad was a bull and my mom a cow I'd be a little bull.''
The driver starts getting mad at the noisy kid, who continues with, ''If my dad was an elephant and my mom a girl elephant I would be a little elephant.''

The kid goes on with several animals until the bus driver gets angry and yells at the kid, ''What if your dad was gay and your mom was a prostitute?!''

The kid smiles and says, ''I would be a bus driver!''

SO WHAT DO YOU THINK?

:D

J Savo wrote:
> YO READ THIS JOKE, JUST FOUND IT THEN
>
>
> An English guy was very ill and his son went to visit him in the
> hospital. Suddenly, the father began to breathe heavily and grabbed
> the pen and pad by the bed. With his last ounce of strength he wrote a
> note, dropped it, and died.
>
> The son was so overcome with grief that he didn't remember slipping
> the note into his pocket. At the funeral, he reached into the pocket
> of his coat and immediately felt the note. He excitedly read it
> thinking it might be something he could recite during the service. It
> said:
>
> YOU W****R -- GET OFF MY OXYGEN TUBE!!!


heh,
hilarious if not a little sadistic...

These jokes are awful. I didn't laugh once, not even at the people who thought it WAS funny.

If you found that funny you deserve to be banned.

If you laugh at these jokes, you deserve to be shot. Shot, and spat on while your carcass rots away. The jokes aren't even in the same league as the "real" good ones.

Where's the joke?

Where's the joke?

Great minds think alike... ;-)

Where's the joke?

Hoho.

LOOK HERE< HERE IS THE OTHER JOKE I PUT IN YESTERDAY.

An English guy was very ill and his son went to visit him in the hospital. Suddenly, the father began to breathe heavily and grabbed the pen and pad by the bed. With his last ounce of strength he wrote a note, dropped it, and died.

The son was so overcome with grief that he didn't remember slipping the note into his pocket. At the funeral, he reached into the pocket of his coat and immediately felt the note. He excitedly read it thinking it might be something he could recite during the service. It said:

YOU W****R -- GET OFF MY OXYGEN TUBE!!!

AND THE OTHER ONE IS:

A little kid walks into a city bus and sits right behind the driver and starts yelling, ''If my dad was a bull and my mom a cow I'd be a little bull.''
The driver starts getting mad at the noisy kid, who continues with, ''If my dad was an elephant and my mom a girl elephant I would be a little elephant.''

The kid goes on with several animals until the bus driver gets angry and yells at the kid, ''What if your dad was gay and your mom was a prostitute?!''

The kid smiles and says, ''I would be a bus driver!''

We've seen them.

We were asking, "Where's the Joke," because it isn't actually funny.