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"read this joke, might get me banned or not. but just read it"

A little kid walks into a city bus and sits right behind the driver and starts yelling, ''If my dad was a bull and my mom a cow I'd be a little bull.''
The driver starts getting mad at the noisy kid, who continues with, ''If my dad was an elephant and my mom a girl elephant I would be a little elephant.''

The kid goes on with several animals until the bus driver gets angry and yells at the kid, ''What if your dad was gay and your mom was a prostitute?!''

The kid smiles and says, ''I would be a bus driver!''

SO WHAT DO YOU THINK?

:D

A little kid walks into a city bus and sits right behind the driver and starts yelling, ''If my dad was a bull and my mom a cow I'd be a little bull.''
The driver starts getting mad at the noisy kid, who continues with, ''If my dad was an elephant and my mom a girl elephant I would be a little elephant.''

The kid goes on with several animals until the bus driver gets angry and yells at the kid, ''What if your dad was gay and your mom was a prostitute?!''

The kid smiles and says, ''I would be a bus driver!''

SO WHAT DO YOU THINK?

:D

Hoho, that was funny.

:D

heh,

i've seen it before, but stil funny.

you probably have HálloHowArtThou but it was a brilliant one so i put it in here.

Still good.

:D

I don't get it..

nah thats a cr@p one

ho hum that was funny

Phft you don't know ban worthy joke if they'd walk up to you and slap you across the face...and how dare you try mooch from my glory of ban worthy jokes..

Shaaaaame on you!

YO READ THIS JOKE, JUST FOUND IT THEN


An English guy was very ill and his son went to visit him in the hospital. Suddenly, the father began to breathe heavily and grabbed the pen and pad by the bed. With his last ounce of strength he wrote a note, dropped it, and died.

The son was so overcome with grief that he didn't remember slipping the note into his pocket. At the funeral, he reached into the pocket of his coat and immediately felt the note. He excitedly read it thinking it might be something he could recite during the service. It said:

YOU W****R -- GET OFF MY OXYGEN TUBE!!!

Mystique wrote:
> Phft you don't know ban worthy joke if they'd walk up to you and slap
> you across the face...and how dare you try mooch from my glory of ban
> worthy jokes..
>
> Shaaaaame on you!

Yeah but at least this joke was funny.

:)