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"6 million ways to Die - Choose one."

Just for a bit of (slightly morbid) fun, I thought it would be nice to see how everybody would like to die, and how they would like their funeral. So I've divide it into 4 questions:

How would you like to Die?

How would you not like to die?

What song would you want played at your funeral?

What would you want inscribed on your tombstone?

I actually don't mind feeling pain. Not in an S&M way, but if I stub my toe or smash my elbow, I laugh. You could say that I laugh at death, but I'd be a much more useful person alive than dead.

How would I die?
I'd fall into the monkey enclosure at the zoo, where the monkeys would rip off my limbs and use them to beat in my still working face.

Then at the funeral I'd have a procession of dwarves whipping monkeys whilst clowns did clown-tumbling in the background.

Peacefuly, in the arms of my loving wife, after a life full of achievement and fun.

How would I like to die?

Drowning because I want the whole "life flash infront of eyes" thing. I think it would be most vivid in that situation.

Although, saying that, I'd like to be old. So, drowning, when I'm past it. There's nothing worse then dying before you have time to do the stuff you've always dreamed of doing. Other than that, peacefully, with no illness, in my house, in my bed, with my family around me.

How wouldn't I like to die?

Hate to be killed by someone. Other than that..

Uh. What was the other question?

What would be on my gravestone?

"FANTASTIC women. FANTASTIC writer. FANTASTIC person.
Will be truly missed"

Hur Hur Hur. Being very modest there..

To die i would like to die in battle for my country.

I would hate die by a monkey doing a drive by on me.

The music at my funeral would be "born to be wild" and the them tune from "happy days"

> How would you like to Die?

Quickly, without knowing. A headshot from a sniper for example.

> How would you not like to die?

I don't want to be stabbed to death, that would be slow, and painful.

> What song would you want played at your funeral?

How come U don't call me Anymore? - Prince, soon to be released by Alicia Keys, but it's Prince's song.

> What would you want inscribed on your tombstone?

"Everybody dies, that's life"

How would you like to Die?
Helping someone else to live

How would you not like to die?
eaten alive or drowning

What song would you want played at your funeral?
T'Pau - China In Your Hand

What would you want inscribed on your tombstone?
"Quando omni flunkus moritati"

"When all else fails, play dead"

Nice.

funny i thought.

Dying as a kamikaze, that way you know you took someone out with you...

Or slipping up on a small insect in the highstreet, falling over then breaking your neck...

The Iron Monkey wrote:

> How would you like to Die?
>

Quickly and painlessly :)

> How would you not like to die?
>

Anything involving my manhood :S

> What song would you want played at your funeral?
>

Always look on the bright side of life (From life of Brian)

> What would you want inscribed on your tombstone?

"I told you I was sick"