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Just for a bit of (slightly morbid) fun, I thought it would be nice to see how everybody would like to die, and how they would like their funeral. So I've divide it into 4 questions:
How would you like to Die?
How would you not like to die?
What song would you want played at your funeral?
What would you want inscribed on your tombstone?
How would you like to Die?
How would you not like to die?
What song would you want played at your funeral?
What would you want inscribed on your tombstone?
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I don't want to drown...
What a cheerful topic...
cookie monster wrote:
> How would you like to Die?
>
> A bullet through the brain
>
> How would you not like to die?
>
> Drowning, suffocation. Times when you are physically struggling to
> survive. As on old man from a heart attack with a weeks pi$s in my
> pants.
>
> What song would you want played at your funeral?
>
> That song from ally mcbeal about short people
>
> What would you want inscribed on your tombstone?
>
> see you in hell.
"How would you like to Die?
A smack overdose (well if your gonna die, you may as well see what all the fuss is about)
How would you not like to die?
An Alien bursting through my chest (like in Alien)
What song would you want played at your funeral?
Knockin on heavens door - Eric Clapton
What would you want inscribed on your tombstone?
Stand Back - I'm coming up for air"
These two guys alone are bloody comedic geniuses. Bring it to the night time topic in FOG Chat...pur-lease?
> How would you like to Die?
>
> A bullet through the brain
>
> How would you not like to die?
>
> Drowning, suffocation. Times when you are physically struggling to
> survive. As on old man from a heart attack with a weeks pi$s in my
> pants.
>
> What song would you want played at your funeral?
>
> That song from ally mcbeal about short people
>
> What would you want inscribed on your tombstone?
>
> see you in hell.
"How would you like to Die?
A smack overdose (well if your gonna die, you may as well see what all the fuss is about)
How would you not like to die?
An Alien bursting through my chest (like in Alien)
What song would you want played at your funeral?
Knockin on heavens door - Eric Clapton
What would you want inscribed on your tombstone?
Stand Back - I'm coming up for air"
These two guys alone are bloody comedic geniuses. Bring it to the night time topic in FOG Chat...pur-lease?
I only really have one answer, as that is:
I'd absolutely hate to drown. Dunno why, I've just got this fear about it.
I'd absolutely hate to drown. Dunno why, I've just got this fear about it.
How would you like to Die?
A smack overdose (well if your gonna die, you may as well see what all the fuss is about)
How would you not like to die?
An Alien bursting through my chest (like in Alien)
What song would you want played at your funeral?
Knockin on heavens door - Eric Clapton
What would you want inscribed on your tombstone?
Stand Back - I'm coming up for air
A smack overdose (well if your gonna die, you may as well see what all the fuss is about)
How would you not like to die?
An Alien bursting through my chest (like in Alien)
What song would you want played at your funeral?
Knockin on heavens door - Eric Clapton
What would you want inscribed on your tombstone?
Stand Back - I'm coming up for air
How would you like to Die?
A bullet through the brain
How would you not like to die?
Drowning, suffocation. Times when you are physically struggling to survive. As on old man from a heart attack with a weeks pi$s in my pants.
What song would you want played at your funeral?
That song from ally mcbeal about short people
What would you want inscribed on your tombstone?
see you in hell.
A bullet through the brain
How would you not like to die?
Drowning, suffocation. Times when you are physically struggling to survive. As on old man from a heart attack with a weeks pi$s in my pants.
What song would you want played at your funeral?
That song from ally mcbeal about short people
What would you want inscribed on your tombstone?
see you in hell.
1/ I would like a thin sheet of glass to slide of a delivery van and decapitate me. 2/I wouldn't want to die of old age.Which is why I have cept some syanide pills for when I reach 50. 3/ I would like a U2 song to be played at my funeral coz their songs really rock! 4/My gravestone will say "Here lays Bonjovi"
Ooh, I've come over all depressed now.
Death. What fun.
Death. What fun.
Method of Death: Dying an old man, warm in my bed (what a Titanic rip-off, yes I know)
No Thanks: Suffocating and or Drowning. No thanks.
Song: Hmmmm. Perhaps 'Outside' by Staind. Dunno.
Tombstone: "I once put my false teeth in backwards and tried to eat myself to death!"
Excellent. And as Stryke said, have a MASSIVE wake afterwards. It's just an excuse for them all to bloat themselves. Superb ;D
No Thanks: Suffocating and or Drowning. No thanks.
Song: Hmmmm. Perhaps 'Outside' by Staind. Dunno.
Tombstone: "I once put my false teeth in backwards and tried to eat myself to death!"
Excellent. And as Stryke said, have a MASSIVE wake afterwards. It's just an excuse for them all to bloat themselves. Superb ;D
Method of Death: By being chased off a cliff by an army of naked supermodels.
No Thanks: Having a 15" metal spike repeatedly rammed up my arsse to Iron Maidens 'Run to the Hills'.
I'd have them play 'Aeroplane' by RHCP at my funeral.
Tombstone: 'He Left the Gas On'
I'll write something funnier when i'm feeling more creative....
No Thanks: Having a 15" metal spike repeatedly rammed up my arsse to Iron Maidens 'Run to the Hills'.
I'd have them play 'Aeroplane' by RHCP at my funeral.
Tombstone: 'He Left the Gas On'
I'll write something funnier when i'm feeling more creative....
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