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Just for a bit of (slightly morbid) fun, I thought it would be nice to see how everybody would like to die, and how they would like their funeral. So I've divide it into 4 questions:
How would you like to Die?
How would you not like to die?
What song would you want played at your funeral?
What would you want inscribed on your tombstone?
How would you like to Die?
How would you not like to die?
What song would you want played at your funeral?
What would you want inscribed on your tombstone?
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Touche.
My only comeback consists of, at least I'm not you. :-)
My only comeback consists of, at least I'm not you. :-)
Stryke wrote:
> Touche.
>
> My only comeback consists of, at least I'm not you. :-)
:-D
My comeback consists of the letters and word "u r gay"
:-D
> Touche.
>
> My only comeback consists of, at least I'm not you. :-)
:-D
My comeback consists of the letters and word "u r gay"
:-D
You sadden me child. I think of what you could have become, and now the retard you are. I hope you're happy.
bugr u.
bugr u.
Stryke wrote:
> You sadden me child. I think of what you could have become, and now
> the retard you are. I hope you're happy.
>
> bugr u.
Wiv stik?
:-D
Oh and shut up with your moralistic preachings dude, I like totally don't have to listen to you take the high ground with one side of your mouth, and Kit with the other :-P
> You sadden me child. I think of what you could have become, and now
> the retard you are. I hope you're happy.
>
> bugr u.
Wiv stik?
:-D
Oh and shut up with your moralistic preachings dude, I like totally don't have to listen to you take the high ground with one side of your mouth, and Kit with the other :-P
I know you are, but what am I?
Eh? Witty, eh?
Eh? Witty, eh?
That's a classic
I can't really answer the question as I do not want nor would like to die. I can not also answer any questions in regards with my funeral, as I do not intend to have one.
I have spent all of my life as an atheist and by all my life I mean from when I could think for my self. I have been christened but this was in no way by choice. I would even imagine that I was a little B====== while some transvestite with a headband round his neck tried to drowned me with 'holly' water, 'oh how it burns'.
Now before I digress too much, I will get back to the original point. Why having spent however many years on this planet not believing in anything should I suddenly believe in Christianity, be placed in a tacky wooden box and then either be toasted and placed in an even tackier porcelain vase or buried 6ft under while worms and maggots slowly digest rotting corpse?
I do apologise if I have offended anyone but if I was given not only a Christian burial but indeed any form of religious burial, then my whole life would have been lived as a lie.
I entered this would as an Atheist, I didn't and obviously couldn't believe in anything. Then as I have said above I was forced into Christian faith by my parents, still at an age where I couldn't object to their dictatorship. After that regretful experience, I have spent all my life avoiding religion and will not partake in anything remotely religious. So this again comes to the point that why, once I'm dead should I partake in a religious ceremony?
To be honest, I do not know what I can do instead of being buried or cremated in a religious ceremony, well then again If I die rich or famous, I could be cryogenically frozen or donate my body to science.
During my life I have and will hopefully continue to have choice and alternatives in situations where normally religion intervenes. In court, I can give evidence without swearing upon a bible in the presence of God. I could if I wasn't so picky and put aside the fact that marriage was borne out of religion, get married, only last week I attended a wedding In a Pub and witnessed a marriage service which had no mention of God or religion.
So hopefully when I (and I hope it's a long time away) pass away, kick the bucket, meet my maker, DIE there will be alternatives to religious funerals, burials and cremations, then and only then could I be assured of peace in the afterlife, of cause that is if there is an afterlife?
I have spent all of my life as an atheist and by all my life I mean from when I could think for my self. I have been christened but this was in no way by choice. I would even imagine that I was a little B====== while some transvestite with a headband round his neck tried to drowned me with 'holly' water, 'oh how it burns'.
Now before I digress too much, I will get back to the original point. Why having spent however many years on this planet not believing in anything should I suddenly believe in Christianity, be placed in a tacky wooden box and then either be toasted and placed in an even tackier porcelain vase or buried 6ft under while worms and maggots slowly digest rotting corpse?
I do apologise if I have offended anyone but if I was given not only a Christian burial but indeed any form of religious burial, then my whole life would have been lived as a lie.
I entered this would as an Atheist, I didn't and obviously couldn't believe in anything. Then as I have said above I was forced into Christian faith by my parents, still at an age where I couldn't object to their dictatorship. After that regretful experience, I have spent all my life avoiding religion and will not partake in anything remotely religious. So this again comes to the point that why, once I'm dead should I partake in a religious ceremony?
To be honest, I do not know what I can do instead of being buried or cremated in a religious ceremony, well then again If I die rich or famous, I could be cryogenically frozen or donate my body to science.
During my life I have and will hopefully continue to have choice and alternatives in situations where normally religion intervenes. In court, I can give evidence without swearing upon a bible in the presence of God. I could if I wasn't so picky and put aside the fact that marriage was borne out of religion, get married, only last week I attended a wedding In a Pub and witnessed a marriage service which had no mention of God or religion.
So hopefully when I (and I hope it's a long time away) pass away, kick the bucket, meet my maker, DIE there will be alternatives to religious funerals, burials and cremations, then and only then could I be assured of peace in the afterlife, of cause that is if there is an afterlife?
How would you like to Die?
In my sleep in no pain whatsoever after telling everyone that I know that I love them
How would you not like to die?
I would absolutely hate to drwon or know in advance that I was going to die and have no way of stopping it. I hate the thought of drowning. It would be horrible.
What song would you want played at your funeral?
I've probably would want Blue Fields played (wheres that from I hear you ask)
What would you want inscribed on your tombstone?
The only permanent thing is impermanence
In my sleep in no pain whatsoever after telling everyone that I know that I love them
How would you not like to die?
I would absolutely hate to drwon or know in advance that I was going to die and have no way of stopping it. I hate the thought of drowning. It would be horrible.
What song would you want played at your funeral?
I've probably would want Blue Fields played (wheres that from I hear you ask)
What would you want inscribed on your tombstone?
The only permanent thing is impermanence
How would you like to Die?
In the most humerous way possible. Please suggest.
How would you not like to die?
Killed by any of the 10 year old rude boys that parade around like they own the streets.
Stabbed or burned.
What song would you want played at your funeral?
MC Hammer - You cant touch this (with original video played on a large screen - bound to get a laugh from some of the congregation)
What would you want inscribed on your tombstone?
I'm with stupid -->
In the most humerous way possible. Please suggest.
How would you not like to die?
Killed by any of the 10 year old rude boys that parade around like they own the streets.
Stabbed or burned.
What song would you want played at your funeral?
MC Hammer - You cant touch this (with original video played on a large screen - bound to get a laugh from some of the congregation)
What would you want inscribed on your tombstone?
I'm with stupid -->
How would you like to Die?
I'd like to burn, on fire.
Sort of surprised more people didn't say this actually. It's the last chance to do anything, no consequences. Sure it'd be painful, but it'd be an experience.
Maybe not something to tell the grandkids about : S
How would you not like to die?
I wouldn't like anyone else to kill me, either intentionally or by incompetence. I don't want to go out with any resentment to anyone.
What song would you want played at your funeral?
c u when u get there - coolio, i think.
and tupac, life goes on.
Or 'some like it hot' if i was being cremated.
Actually, if i go the way i wanted, it'd be a bit late : )
What would you want inscribed on your tombstone?
'If my sister sold my organs, tell the cheap b***h i'm not impressed'
I'd like to burn, on fire.
Sort of surprised more people didn't say this actually. It's the last chance to do anything, no consequences. Sure it'd be painful, but it'd be an experience.
Maybe not something to tell the grandkids about : S
How would you not like to die?
I wouldn't like anyone else to kill me, either intentionally or by incompetence. I don't want to go out with any resentment to anyone.
What song would you want played at your funeral?
c u when u get there - coolio, i think.
and tupac, life goes on.
Or 'some like it hot' if i was being cremated.
Actually, if i go the way i wanted, it'd be a bit late : )
What would you want inscribed on your tombstone?
'If my sister sold my organs, tell the cheap b***h i'm not impressed'
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