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Just for a bit of (slightly morbid) fun, I thought it would be nice to see how everybody would like to die, and how they would like their funeral. So I've divide it into 4 questions:
How would you like to Die?
How would you not like to die?
What song would you want played at your funeral?
What would you want inscribed on your tombstone?
How would you like to Die?
How would you not like to die?
What song would you want played at your funeral?
What would you want inscribed on your tombstone?
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I want my parachute to fail on my 10 thousandth skydive. While in the fatal freefall, I'll remove my trainers and throw one it as far as I can to the left, and the other to the right. I'll them stick my thumb up my bum, and stick my tongue out and aim for the bar at whatever site I'm jumping from.
I'd like to see the coroners work that one out.
As for not wanting to die in a particular way? During sex. That would mentally scar whoever I was with.
Music at the funeral - Smokebelch by The Sabres of Paradise (probably know better to most of you as the music off the red and white Vodaphone ads), or the collected works of Venetian Snares.
Etched on gravestone...
I'll be cremated, not a problem.
I'd like to see the coroners work that one out.
As for not wanting to die in a particular way? During sex. That would mentally scar whoever I was with.
Music at the funeral - Smokebelch by The Sabres of Paradise (probably know better to most of you as the music off the red and white Vodaphone ads), or the collected works of Venetian Snares.
Etched on gravestone...
I'll be cremated, not a problem.
My Dad wants Always Look on the Bright Side of Life played at his funeral!
I think I'd go for Matchbox 20 - You and I and I, not sure why, just always been one of my favourite songs.
I think I'd go for Matchbox 20 - You and I and I, not sure why, just always been one of my favourite songs.
I was actually thinking about this a while ago. Songs to be played at my funeral are an excerpt from a piece from Gorecki, followed sharply by 'Flowers are Pretty' by The Vandals. That's if any church near me would be keen to have a sweary punk record played on their sacred grounds.
> How would you like to Die?
Being run over by a Speed 6. In green.
> How would you not like to die?
Being run over by a Speed 6. In pink.
> What song would you want played at your funeral?
Iron Maiden - Ghost of the Navigator
> What would you want inscribed on your tombstone?
Died as he lived - at 200 miles per hour
Being run over by a Speed 6. In green.
> How would you not like to die?
Being run over by a Speed 6. In pink.
> What song would you want played at your funeral?
Iron Maiden - Ghost of the Navigator
> What would you want inscribed on your tombstone?
Died as he lived - at 200 miles per hour
> How would you like to Die?
It's have to be something interesting or dramatic...
> How would you not like to die?
Any boring way. I'm not too bothered about painful deaths really because, let's face it, you won't live to remember it!
> What song would you want played at your funeral?
Something by the Manics....
> What would you want inscribed on your tombstone?
hmmm... I'll leave that to other people to decide...
It's have to be something interesting or dramatic...
> How would you not like to die?
Any boring way. I'm not too bothered about painful deaths really because, let's face it, you won't live to remember it!
> What song would you want played at your funeral?
Something by the Manics....
> What would you want inscribed on your tombstone?
hmmm... I'll leave that to other people to decide...
Cirus the virus wrote:
> I would like to sleep with my family.
:D
> I would like to sleep with my family.
:D
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