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"The whole Welsh sheep-shagging thing"

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Fri 10/05/02 at 15:57
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Now, I'm sure some of you will know this already, but I'm equally sure there are many of you who do not. With that in mind, please read on.

There is a myth about, that has been around for many years, that all the Welsh are sheep-shaggers. This myth is, of course, exactly that: A Myth.

But where did it come from?

Well, you see, in years past, Wales had a big problem with sheep rustling (that is, the theft of sheep from people's farms), to combat this, sheep rustling was given the death penalty. It was thought this would act as ample deterrant for would be sheep-rustlers.

However, cunning as the sheep-rustlers were, they devised a way around the punishment. Were they ever to be caught attempted to rustle a sheep, they would instantly drop their pants, and commence shagging the sheep in question. They did this, because molesting a sheep carried a much lighter sentence, and so continued to rustle.

It is from the rustlers who got caught effectively with their pants down, that the myth of Welsh sheep-shaggers emerged.

I hope you understand now that calling welsh sheep shaggers, is merely encouraging them to recollect the cunning of their ancestors.

IB
Fri 10/05/02 at 16:04
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Hey - what about us Suffolk Sheep Shaggers ? Some of the sheep round here are total babes.
Fri 10/05/02 at 16:03
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"Chavez, just hush.."
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Ever seen whats in the field next to the Port Talbot steel works in Wales?
They are probably for stress relief purposes and they rhyme with cheap!
Fri 10/05/02 at 16:03
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I'll put her on in a minute to say a quick 'baaa'.
Fri 10/05/02 at 16:01
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"That's right!"
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Craw wrote:
shagging one now.

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*American style*

Too much inforMATION!
Fri 10/05/02 at 16:01
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"Pouch Ape"
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Wales is some sort of 'Peninsula of the Damned' though, isn't it. Best accent though.
Fri 10/05/02 at 16:00
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Damn straight and we still do.

Infact I'm shagging one now.
Fri 10/05/02 at 16:00
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"The whole Welsh sheep-shagging thing"

Is true...
Fri 10/05/02 at 16:00
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"Chavez, just hush.."
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Was it me?!


I'm soooooooooooory! I couldn't resist it!
Fri 10/05/02 at 15:59
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I resent that.
My family (mum's half) are Welsh and the suggestion that they used to rustle sheep is offensive in the extreme.

The myth arose because Welsh people like to have sex with sheep, simply because 95% of Welsh women look like badgers wrapped in a curtain.
Fri 10/05/02 at 15:58
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"Picking a winner!"
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right..................


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