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Now, I'm sure some of you will know this already, but I'm equally sure there are many of you who do not. With that in mind, please read on.
There is a myth about, that has been around for many years, that all the Welsh are sheep-shaggers. This myth is, of course, exactly that: A Myth.
But where did it come from?
Well, you see, in years past, Wales had a big problem with sheep rustling (that is, the theft of sheep from people's farms), to combat this, sheep rustling was given the death penalty. It was thought this would act as ample deterrant for would be sheep-rustlers.
However, cunning as the sheep-rustlers were, they devised a way around the punishment. Were they ever to be caught attempted to rustle a sheep, they would instantly drop their pants, and commence shagging the sheep in question. They did this, because molesting a sheep carried a much lighter sentence, and so continued to rustle.
It is from the rustlers who got caught effectively with their pants down, that the myth of Welsh sheep-shaggers emerged.
I hope you understand now that calling welsh sheep shaggers, is merely encouraging them to recollect the cunning of their ancestors.
IB
There is a myth about, that has been around for many years, that all the Welsh are sheep-shaggers. This myth is, of course, exactly that: A Myth.
But where did it come from?
Well, you see, in years past, Wales had a big problem with sheep rustling (that is, the theft of sheep from people's farms), to combat this, sheep rustling was given the death penalty. It was thought this would act as ample deterrant for would be sheep-rustlers.
However, cunning as the sheep-rustlers were, they devised a way around the punishment. Were they ever to be caught attempted to rustle a sheep, they would instantly drop their pants, and commence shagging the sheep in question. They did this, because molesting a sheep carried a much lighter sentence, and so continued to rustle.
It is from the rustlers who got caught effectively with their pants down, that the myth of Welsh sheep-shaggers emerged.
I hope you understand now that calling welsh sheep shaggers, is merely encouraging them to recollect the cunning of their ancestors.
IB
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I had no idea there were so many freaks- I mean, um, non-English people, on these forums...
So not only are most of you southern fairies, but the rest of you are Welsh!
So not only are most of you southern fairies, but the rest of you are Welsh!
Goatboy wrote:
> The myth arose because Welsh people like to have sex with sheep,
> simply because 95% of Welsh women look like badgers wrapped in a
> curtain.
OI!!!
:D
> The myth arose because Welsh people like to have sex with sheep,
> simply because 95% of Welsh women look like badgers wrapped in a
> curtain.
OI!!!
:D
er-no wrote:
> There are two sheep for every human in Wales.
But how many cross-breeds?
> There are two sheep for every human in Wales.
But how many cross-breeds?
Rakuga wrote:
> I'm half welsh and I've never shagged half a sheep.... so it can't be
> true.
Yes, but your half-sheep and only two months old. Poor little lamb, your time with a Welshman will come.
;)
> I'm half welsh and I've never shagged half a sheep.... so it can't be
> true.
Yes, but your half-sheep and only two months old. Poor little lamb, your time with a Welshman will come.
;)
I'm half welsh and I've never shagged half a sheep.... so it can't be true.
Errrr
Bonus wrote:
> The English are too busy sleeping with members of their own family, or
> so Game said!!
Only those in the North-West.
Allegedly.
> The English are too busy sleeping with members of their own family, or
> so Game said!!
Only those in the North-West.
Allegedly.
The English are too busy sleeping with members of their own family, or so Game said!!
;)
*no offence intended, just a little joke :D*
;)
*no offence intended, just a little joke :D*
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