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"The whole Welsh sheep-shagging thing"

Now, I'm sure some of you will know this already, but I'm equally sure there are many of you who do not. With that in mind, please read on.

There is a myth about, that has been around for many years, that all the Welsh are sheep-shaggers. This myth is, of course, exactly that: A Myth.

But where did it come from?

Well, you see, in years past, Wales had a big problem with sheep rustling (that is, the theft of sheep from people's farms), to combat this, sheep rustling was given the death penalty. It was thought this would act as ample deterrant for would be sheep-rustlers.

However, cunning as the sheep-rustlers were, they devised a way around the punishment. Were they ever to be caught attempted to rustle a sheep, they would instantly drop their pants, and commence shagging the sheep in question. They did this, because molesting a sheep carried a much lighter sentence, and so continued to rustle.

It is from the rustlers who got caught effectively with their pants down, that the myth of Welsh sheep-shaggers emerged.

I hope you understand now that calling welsh sheep shaggers, is merely encouraging them to recollect the cunning of their ancestors.

IB

cookie monster wrote:
> I say, what's that bandage doing on your groin?

It got a bit vigorous...

cookie monster wrote:
> That was heavy machinery dammit!

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That's what they ALL say in the "Private Parts Injuries Due To Beastality" ward in hospitals

MoJoJoJo wrote:
> cookie monster wrote:
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> its the suction you see...whips it right off.
>
> ----------
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> Voice of experience, eh?
>
> I say, what's that bandage doing on your groin?

That was heavy machinery dammit!

cookie monster wrote:

its the suction you see...whips it right off.

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Voice of experience, eh?

I say, what's that bandage doing on your groin?

Sadat-X wrote:
> I watched a Channel 4 programme on bestiality (no action shots though)
> and one man got hepetitis from shagging his horse. He then died. So
> to all you Welsh people out there - wear protection! Also, be careful
> what you eat as you don't want to get intestinal worms now.

I believe it is extremely dangerous to go in for cows, its the suction you see...whips it right off.

looks at those three SHEEPY names in a row :)

They better watch their backs

ooh eerr

It's a topic about sheep getting bum sex off the Welsh... my name is SHEEPY... getit getit?

SHEEPY has taken too much "punishment" from Grix, it's clouded his mind

SHEEPY wrote:
> So you'd like bum sex is that it?

Err... No.

I'm just wandering why the hell you're even thinking about stuff like that.

I watched a Channel 4 programme on bestiality (no action shots though) and one man got hepetitis from shagging his horse. He then died. So to all you Welsh people out there - wear protection! Also, be careful what you eat as you don't want to get intestinal worms now.