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"I want you. To.Turn.Me.On."

Well go on then.

Go get a Milles and Boone novel, you chicks dig that stuff.

"The lean french waitress stroked her newly delivered package"

She wasn't drunk. Girls do that with the keyboard when they are playing with themselves at the same time.

Mystique wrote:
turn mw on tonighso vome on lads try yuour best

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Ain't drunken rambles great?

Sadat-X wrote:
> Mystique wrote:
> Thank you for that mental image that will be imbedded in my skull
> for
> the rest of my lives.
>
> (Yes. I did say lives)
>
> I like to leave a lasting impression. So I guess that didn't turn you
> on then?
*****

far from it1!!

though being a tad bit drunk it might be alot easier to turn mw on tonighso vome on lads try yuour best

Turn You On...

Why?

Have you gone OFF or something?

:D

Mystique wrote:
> Thank you for that mental image that will be imbedded in my skull for
> the rest of my lives.
>
> (Yes. I did say lives)

I like to leave a lasting impression. So I guess that didn't turn you on then?

pb wrote:
> Getting them to come back afterwards was the only part I couldn't
> master...

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Ha ha, I'll have to remember that one

So what are you? A cat.

I said cat not pu..

Sadat-X wrote:
> "Hey baby have you ever had your @ssh0le licked by a fat man in
> an overcoat?"
******

Thank you for that mental image that will be imbedded in my skull for the rest of my lives.

(Yes. I did say lives)

And before anyone bans me, that is a quote from a film. I just want to see if it works before I try it in public on real people.