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"I want you. To.Turn.Me.On."

Well go on then.

FantasyMeister wrote:
You've got great eyes, did your father have sex with a carrot?


LOL

Gangsta Hamsta wrote:
> WòókieeMøn§†€® wrote:
> Mystique wrote:
> Can you?
> You know "Blow your own trumpet"? ;o)
>
> Not without surgery to remove a couple of ribs and some vertebrae.
>
>
> Didn't Prince (the artist formally known as) actually have that
> done?
> I heard he did.

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Well, I'm not sure if he did, but Marylin Manson definetly did.

WòókieeMøn§†€® wrote:
> I bet you have real rosy cheeks, FM!

Actually I'm nearly but not quite tee-total nowadays being a driver and whatnot.

And I gave up the spanking fetish many 'moons' ago.

(Chuckle)

I bet you have real rosy cheeks, FM!

Mystique,

you can Flash for me anytime...

;)

Mystique wrote:
> Well go on then.

umm,k then...here's some of my usual chatup lines:

Those are a great set of legs, what time do they open?
Inheriting 20 million pounds doesn't mean much when you have a weak heart...
Will you help me find my puppy? I think he went into this cheap hotel room across the street.
Would you like to grate some cheese on my six-pack?
Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?
Excuse me, I noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give you notice that I noticed you too.

here's how they usually come out when I'm drunk though:

When you fell from heaven did you land on your face?
Get your coat, it's cold.
Those are a great set of legs, but your mate's are better.
You've got great eyes, did your father have sex with a carrot?

etc...

Gangsta Hamsta wrote:
> Didn't Prince (the artist formally known as) actually have that
> done?
> I heard he did.


Not sure. But he sucked anyway! ;-p

Oh dear.

You are a man in disguise.

Lol Meka