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"I want you. To.Turn.Me.On."

Well go on then.

Lol!

Drdragon wrote:
> HalloHowArtThou wrote:
> I felt like popping an old thread up. This is the oldest one I could
> find.
>
> Well you chose a good one.
>
> By the way
>
> I am a male model, earning £500000 a year
>
> *HalloHowArtThou shhhh*

ummmm... do I know you?

I'm gonna take my best shot at this...

...Myst, picture youself ina jaccuzi with a rich, muscular, firm 20-year old (not me). picture him rubbing lather all over your body (not me). picture him slowly progressing downwards, downward, downwards...

Ahem *goes off and has a cold shower*

I'm not gay!

HalloHowArtThou wrote:
> I felt like popping an old thread up. This is the oldest one I could
> find.

Well you chose a good one.

By the way

I am a male model, earning £500000 a year

*HalloHowArtThou shhhh*

I felt like popping an old thread up. This is the oldest one I could find.

Tony wrote:
> I'm only old, not rich.

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Well if you will go and buy a dozen new cars a month, what do you expect?

And I'm sure giving about three prizes a day ain't doing your bank account any favours either

*realises Tony may end Game A Day*

*runs off*

Tony wrote:
> I'm only old, not rich.

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I was thinking of that as the other way round actually.

*runs back to receive lots of games (he bribed me) off Tony for saying that*

Tony wrote:
> No offence Misty, but how the hell would we know?
******

You don't know. Thats what makes it all the more fun!!

I'm only old, not rich.

Tony wrote:

> The best looking girls I have ever seen were at a party drooling over
> some rich old guy! Mind you, I don't suppose they were exactly
> "turned on" by him.

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Was that man you Tony?

*runs off giggling before he bans me*