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"Chat up lines!"

Today when i was round my mates house, i spotted a list of chat up lines in his brothers room. we read this thinking of how sad his brother must be.
Then i seen this certain chat up line and laughed my head off.

Todays lucky word is legs, so lets go back to my place and spread the word.
If you have any others you would like to add then go ahead.

Hi, I'm a squirrel, can I bury my n*ts?

Hope this isn't too distasteful? ooh-er!

This is my best chat up line and i promise it has worked once, god knows how, i wouldn't risk it though if i were you!:

"I suppose a f**k's out of the question?"

Today when i was round my mates house, i spotted a list of chat up lines in his brothers room. we read this thinking of how sad his brother must be.
Then i seen this certain chat up line and laughed my head off.

Todays lucky word is legs, so lets go back to my place and spread the word.
If you have any others you would like to add then go ahead.