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"Chat up lines!"

Today when i was round my mates house, i spotted a list of chat up lines in his brothers room. we read this thinking of how sad his brother must be.
Then i seen this certain chat up line and laughed my head off.

Todays lucky word is legs, so lets go back to my place and spread the word.
If you have any others you would like to add then go ahead.

Today when i was round my mates house, i spotted a list of chat up lines in his brothers room. we read this thinking of how sad his brother must be.
Then i seen this certain chat up line and laughed my head off.

Todays lucky word is legs, so lets go back to my place and spread the word.
If you have any others you would like to add then go ahead.

This is my best chat up line and i promise it has worked once, god knows how, i wouldn't risk it though if i were you!:

"I suppose a f**k's out of the question?"

Hi, I'm a squirrel, can I bury my n*ts?

Hope this isn't too distasteful? ooh-er!

'Hi, you are italian aren't you? Fancy a little English in you?'

'I've lost my number, can I have yours?'

'I feel horny, fancy a s**g?'

Do a Carol Smillie and show us yer interiors

Hey, have I seen your picture before, Oh thats right, It was in the dictionary next to "KABOOM!"

*Cough* Rip Off!

SHEEPY wrote:
> Do a Carol Smillie and show us yer interiors

I didn't get that until I noticed I was thinking about Carol Vorderman.
I thought it was a typo, show us your intergrals...(Maths term)

Im tired, Im going to bed..

"I can breathe through my ears"

"Is that a ladder in yer tights or a stairway to heaven?"