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"Chat up lines!"

Today when i was round my mates house, i spotted a list of chat up lines in his brothers room. we read this thinking of how sad his brother must be.
Then i seen this certain chat up line and laughed my head off.

Todays lucky word is legs, so lets go back to my place and spread the word.
If you have any others you would like to add then go ahead.

"You know I think the most attractive part of the woman is the boobie"


*Cough*Rip Off*Cough*

What's a dirty girl like you doing in a nice place like this?

Goatboy wrote:
> "I can breathe through my ears"
>
> "Is that a ladder in yer tights or a stairway to heaven?"

That first one!!! Best I have ever read!

"I can breathe through my ears"

"Is that a ladder in yer tights or a stairway to heaven?"

SHEEPY wrote:
> Do a Carol Smillie and show us yer interiors

I didn't get that until I noticed I was thinking about Carol Vorderman.
I thought it was a typo, show us your intergrals...(Maths term)

Im tired, Im going to bed..

Hey, have I seen your picture before, Oh thats right, It was in the dictionary next to "KABOOM!"

*Cough* Rip Off!

Do a Carol Smillie and show us yer interiors

'I feel horny, fancy a s**g?'

'I've lost my number, can I have yours?'

'Hi, you are italian aren't you? Fancy a little English in you?'