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"Chat up lines!"

Today when i was round my mates house, i spotted a list of chat up lines in his brothers room. we read this thinking of how sad his brother must be.
Then i seen this certain chat up line and laughed my head off.

Todays lucky word is legs, so lets go back to my place and spread the word.
If you have any others you would like to add then go ahead.

Goatboy wrote:
> "I can breathe through my ears"
>
> "Is that a ladder in yer tights or a stairway to heaven?"

That first one!!! Best I have ever read!

What's a dirty girl like you doing in a nice place like this?

"You know I think the most attractive part of the woman is the boobie"


*Cough*Rip Off*Cough*

Classic Comic Book Guy chat up line:

''So....do you like comic books?''

Was your dad a farmer 'cos you've grown some gorgeous melons...

Do you wanna play Pearl Harbour? I'll sit here while you blow the hell out of me.

All time best chat up line:

"Hi, I'm very rich and I'm willing to spend a lot of money on you."

But in a close second, a great one for the nightclubs

"So, do you play Dungeons and Dragons?"

(How about "How many numbers do you need tonight?")

Shut up.

Damn. Can't believe I didn't think to write that :)

I'm losing my touch in my old age...

RastaBillySkank wrote:
> Do you wanna play Pearl Harbour? I'll sit here while you blow the hell
> out of me.

lol