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The human body is a piece of art that should be displayed to the world with pride.
I have sold all of my clothes and used the money of a full body wax (ouch) and a tattoo that makes my asss look hot.
You might ask why I’ve sold my clothes.
Well I found my clothes *too* restrictive. When I wore my clothes I wasn’t close to being as flexible as I am when naked.
People would say “Wow Nic that looks great on you” but every time I hear that I would just think to myself “You should see me naked”.
I don’t know about you but I find clothes are deadly too.
Scenario; you’re walking along the river. You fall in. Your clothes soak up the water and pull you down taking you to a watery grave.
Being naked is fun and that’s what it should be seen as, not as something that should be shied away by society.
Just think how much money you will save by being naked; you won’t have to keep up with the latest trends every six months, You will never grow out of what you are wearing, you will save loads on washing powder and electricity for the washing machine.
And tell me when being naked will go out of fashion. It’s been “in” since the dawn of time.
If you ever feel your body doesn’t match your personality then you can have tattoos, piercing, you could even try to grow a fur coat. If you do want to spend money on being naked instead of on clothes then you can opt for plastic surgery, a tummy tuck here and enlargement there.
And think about the time you will save looking for that hot momma/dude get spend those chilly nights with (well it will get cold being naked) There’s no need for x-ray vision you can see the goods straight away. No fuss!
You may not want to be naked; you might have your reasons.
You might be uncomfortable with being as God intended or just plain ugly.
But if you feel fine with being naked then please be naked and run free with Mother Nature.
When you look this good naked you won’t wanna wear anything again.
Oh and Twister is a hundred times more fun naked than with clothes on. That’s a promise.
Be free
Be naked.
> Hey being naked is cool i agree, but i'm never really naked cos of my
> tattoos!
Why? how many have you got? are you one of those picture people who have their body covered in tattoos?
Do you have that "love hate" thing on your knuckles?
Can someone tell me why people even bother getting those stupid blue dots put on each of their knuckles?
Whats the point?
>And tell me when being naked will go out of fashion.
About the time Vanessa Feltz decides to join in.
> Can't help thinking about the naked rant on the radio in GTA3 when I
> read this. ;-))
i was thinking the same thing, maybe they are related ;)
> The only one whos this damned sexy yeah.
> But if you mean the *only* female...then nope
Indeed.
YH is a big girl, too.
> Are ye the only femme in SR, Mystique?
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The only one whos this damned sexy yeah.
But if you mean the *only* female...then nope
> Who me?
>
> Ok, if you must:
>
> http://www.lta.org/images/goats.jpg
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Wow. You're HOT
> myst, should have put this in life. might win a GAD. I enjoyed reading
> it though.
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I doubt it will win, I didn't write it with the intension of winning I wrote it as a p***-take of all the "why this console is for me"
Won't complain if it does though.