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"Why being naked is the choice for me."

Yep. I choose to be naked because I want to feel at one with Mother Nature. God made the human body to be naked. Not to be covered up with a pair of Baggies and a hoody that has “People=elpoeP" written on the back.

The human body is a piece of art that should be displayed to the world with pride.

I have sold all of my clothes and used the money of a full body wax (ouch) and a tattoo that makes my asss look hot.
You might ask why I’ve sold my clothes.
Well I found my clothes *too* restrictive. When I wore my clothes I wasn’t close to being as flexible as I am when naked.

People would say “Wow Nic that looks great on you” but every time I hear that I would just think to myself “You should see me naked”.

I don’t know about you but I find clothes are deadly too.
Scenario; you’re walking along the river. You fall in. Your clothes soak up the water and pull you down taking you to a watery grave.

Being naked is fun and that’s what it should be seen as, not as something that should be shied away by society.
Just think how much money you will save by being naked; you won’t have to keep up with the latest trends every six months, You will never grow out of what you are wearing, you will save loads on washing powder and electricity for the washing machine.
And tell me when being naked will go out of fashion. It’s been “in” since the dawn of time.

If you ever feel your body doesn’t match your personality then you can have tattoos, piercing, you could even try to grow a fur coat. If you do want to spend money on being naked instead of on clothes then you can opt for plastic surgery, a tummy tuck here and enlargement there.

And think about the time you will save looking for that hot momma/dude get spend those chilly nights with (well it will get cold being naked) There’s no need for x-ray vision you can see the goods straight away. No fuss!

You may not want to be naked; you might have your reasons.
You might be uncomfortable with being as God intended or just plain ugly.
But if you feel fine with being naked then please be naked and run free with Mother Nature.

When you look this good naked you won’t wanna wear anything again.
Oh and Twister is a hundred times more fun naked than with clothes on. That’s a promise.

Be free
Be naked.

funniest thing I have read too.

excellent. :-)

Goatboy wrote:
> I want to get David Beckham's face tattooed over my own.


Funniest thing I have read all day.

Totoro wrote:
> I've finally found a picture of Mystique nearly naked...
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> http://www.mingers.com/photos/classic/minger049.jpg
>
>
> WOW!! What a body. LOL!!!!
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I'm. Too sexy for my clothes.

I've finally found a picture of Mystique nearly naked...

http://www.mingers.com/photos/classic/minger049.jpg


WOW!! What a body. LOL!!!!

Craw wrote:
> I've got a flower on my ankle.

That sounds so much like an excellant set-up line for a weak pun, but I'm badgered if I can think of one.

I've got a flower on my ankle.

Craw wrote:
> When I marry my missus ...

Surely the term missus only applies once you've been married?

Bah. you're all tatoo lightweights. I've got a tattoo of Kylie on my liver and the words to I Should Be So Lucky tattooed along the length of my colon.

Yeah I reckon it does.
I'm saving all my coupons up and I'm going to get a dotted line across my neck with "cut here" in the middle and a British Bulldog on my a**e.

Goatboy wrote:
> I want to get David Beckham's face tattooed over my own.
> It would go well with my black bomber jacket with the panther on the
> back

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You make me laugh, i have hate and hate tattooed on my knuckles!