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Yep. I choose to be naked because I want to feel at one with Mother Nature. God made the human body to be naked. Not to be covered up with a pair of Baggies and a hoody that has “People=elpoeP" written on the back.
The human body is a piece of art that should be displayed to the world with pride.
I have sold all of my clothes and used the money of a full body wax (ouch) and a tattoo that makes my asss look hot.
You might ask why I’ve sold my clothes.
Well I found my clothes *too* restrictive. When I wore my clothes I wasn’t close to being as flexible as I am when naked.
People would say “Wow Nic that looks great on you” but every time I hear that I would just think to myself “You should see me naked”.
I don’t know about you but I find clothes are deadly too.
Scenario; you’re walking along the river. You fall in. Your clothes soak up the water and pull you down taking you to a watery grave.
Being naked is fun and that’s what it should be seen as, not as something that should be shied away by society.
Just think how much money you will save by being naked; you won’t have to keep up with the latest trends every six months, You will never grow out of what you are wearing, you will save loads on washing powder and electricity for the washing machine.
And tell me when being naked will go out of fashion. It’s been “in” since the dawn of time.
If you ever feel your body doesn’t match your personality then you can have tattoos, piercing, you could even try to grow a fur coat. If you do want to spend money on being naked instead of on clothes then you can opt for plastic surgery, a tummy tuck here and enlargement there.
And think about the time you will save looking for that hot momma/dude get spend those chilly nights with (well it will get cold being naked) There’s no need for x-ray vision you can see the goods straight away. No fuss!
You may not want to be naked; you might have your reasons.
You might be uncomfortable with being as God intended or just plain ugly.
But if you feel fine with being naked then please be naked and run free with Mother Nature.
When you look this good naked you won’t wanna wear anything again.
Oh and Twister is a hundred times more fun naked than with clothes on. That’s a promise.
Be free
Be naked.
The human body is a piece of art that should be displayed to the world with pride.
I have sold all of my clothes and used the money of a full body wax (ouch) and a tattoo that makes my asss look hot.
You might ask why I’ve sold my clothes.
Well I found my clothes *too* restrictive. When I wore my clothes I wasn’t close to being as flexible as I am when naked.
People would say “Wow Nic that looks great on you” but every time I hear that I would just think to myself “You should see me naked”.
I don’t know about you but I find clothes are deadly too.
Scenario; you’re walking along the river. You fall in. Your clothes soak up the water and pull you down taking you to a watery grave.
Being naked is fun and that’s what it should be seen as, not as something that should be shied away by society.
Just think how much money you will save by being naked; you won’t have to keep up with the latest trends every six months, You will never grow out of what you are wearing, you will save loads on washing powder and electricity for the washing machine.
And tell me when being naked will go out of fashion. It’s been “in” since the dawn of time.
If you ever feel your body doesn’t match your personality then you can have tattoos, piercing, you could even try to grow a fur coat. If you do want to spend money on being naked instead of on clothes then you can opt for plastic surgery, a tummy tuck here and enlargement there.
And think about the time you will save looking for that hot momma/dude get spend those chilly nights with (well it will get cold being naked) There’s no need for x-ray vision you can see the goods straight away. No fuss!
You may not want to be naked; you might have your reasons.
You might be uncomfortable with being as God intended or just plain ugly.
But if you feel fine with being naked then please be naked and run free with Mother Nature.
When you look this good naked you won’t wanna wear anything again.
Oh and Twister is a hundred times more fun naked than with clothes on. That’s a promise.
Be free
Be naked.
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When I marry my missus we're gonna have our rings tatood on our fingers so she cant leave me without laser treatment.
The '666' on my inner thigh still causes me a little discomfort, but it looks class when I got my speedo's on in the summer.
The '666' on my inner thigh still causes me a little discomfort, but it looks class when I got my speedo's on in the summer.
I want to get David Beckham's face tattooed over my own.
It would go well with my black bomber jacket with the panther on the back
It would go well with my black bomber jacket with the panther on the back
Oh yeah and I self Tattoo'd 'Tracy' on my left arm, but she left me and I'm having difficulty changing it to Caitlin.
Filthy.
Filthy.
Mmm. Naked.
Excellent!
I want to get a swallow on my neck, or between my thumb and index finger.
You s**g.
I want to get a swallow on my neck, or between my thumb and index finger.
You s**g.
I have an Eagle across my chest and love and hate on each knuckles.
Oh yeah and a spiders web on my face.
Oh yeah and a spiders web on my face.
Get more you pansy.
I got me a nice big tribal design on my right arm, goes from shoulder to elbow.
A Celtic knot on my left arm.
A Nordic Tribal emblem on my right leg, from knee to ankle.
I have to get my left leg done, I feel off-balance.
*flexes biceps*
Grrrr Grrrrr Grrrr
Pick me Mystique
Grrrr Grrrr Grrrr
I got me a nice big tribal design on my right arm, goes from shoulder to elbow.
A Celtic knot on my left arm.
A Nordic Tribal emblem on my right leg, from knee to ankle.
I have to get my left leg done, I feel off-balance.
*flexes biceps*
Grrrr Grrrrr Grrrr
Pick me Mystique
Grrrr Grrrr Grrrr
Mystique wrote:
> Hybrid Valves wrote:
> Hey being naked is cool i agree, but i'm never really naked cos of
> my
> tattoos!
>
>
> Why? how many have you got? are you one of those picture people who
> have their body covered in tattoos?
>
> Do you have that "love hate" thing on your knuckles?
>
> Can someone tell me why people even bother getting those stupid blue
> dots put on each of their knuckles?
> Whats the point?
---
Nah i'm not like a dot to dot or an art museum, i have one on my right arm at the moment. It's of a tribal sun that i designed myself, i think it means more that way. I'm getting another one soon, but i'm still designing that!
> Hybrid Valves wrote:
> Hey being naked is cool i agree, but i'm never really naked cos of
> my
> tattoos!
>
>
> Why? how many have you got? are you one of those picture people who
> have their body covered in tattoos?
>
> Do you have that "love hate" thing on your knuckles?
>
> Can someone tell me why people even bother getting those stupid blue
> dots put on each of their knuckles?
> Whats the point?
---
Nah i'm not like a dot to dot or an art museum, i have one on my right arm at the moment. It's of a tribal sun that i designed myself, i think it means more that way. I'm getting another one soon, but i'm still designing that!
Naked, huh?
Wearing no clothes in an interesting concept.... i'm not quite sure how well it'll take off, but it's certain to catch the attention of a few attention seekers and perverts.
My friend, a girl, was bored at her house... after a few sighs, and trying to distract my attention away from the football by lying on me, she said:
"Jez, make me laugh..."
"Okay" I said, as I proceeded to PRETEND to take off my jeans...
She fell about laughing...
The moral of another story completely different to this one is: Being naked is funny.
Game
Wearing no clothes in an interesting concept.... i'm not quite sure how well it'll take off, but it's certain to catch the attention of a few attention seekers and perverts.
My friend, a girl, was bored at her house... after a few sighs, and trying to distract my attention away from the football by lying on me, she said:
"Jez, make me laugh..."
"Okay" I said, as I proceeded to PRETEND to take off my jeans...
She fell about laughing...
The moral of another story completely different to this one is: Being naked is funny.
Game
hmm quite.
Did you ever see that ITV advert with the streaker? he was round his parents dishing up sunday roast nekkid, and his dad kept saying "Get away from the food!" "Get away from the food!"
Did you ever see that ITV advert with the streaker? he was round his parents dishing up sunday roast nekkid, and his dad kept saying "Get away from the food!" "Get away from the food!"
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