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"Nothing complicated, don't worry"

I'll make this very simple: if you take the name of your first pet (or if you've never owned any, the first pet name any of your relatives own that jumps into your head), followed by your mother's maiden name (I'm assuming you all have (had) mothers), you will come up with your very own, personalised and perfect, pornstar alter-ego.

The pornstar names of my two closest friends are Fluffy Lovett and Bubbles Lim.

As for mine, it's Dino Golombeck. How pornstar a name is that?

Try it on yourself and see if it works. And then post it here.

P*ssy Harris is mine, I still think.

Pebbles Campbell don't quite work....

I'll make this very simple: if you take the name of your first pet (or if you've never owned any, the first pet name any of your relatives own that jumps into your head), followed by your mother's maiden name (I'm assuming you all have (had) mothers), you will come up with your very own, personalised and perfect, pornstar alter-ego.

The pornstar names of my two closest friends are Fluffy Lovett and Bubbles Lim.

As for mine, it's Dino Golombeck. How pornstar a name is that?

Try it on yourself and see if it works. And then post it here.