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"Nothing complicated, don't worry"

I'll make this very simple: if you take the name of your first pet (or if you've never owned any, the first pet name any of your relatives own that jumps into your head), followed by your mother's maiden name (I'm assuming you all have (had) mothers), you will come up with your very own, personalised and perfect, pornstar alter-ego.

The pornstar names of my two closest friends are Fluffy Lovett and Bubbles Lim.

As for mine, it's Dino Golombeck. How pornstar a name is that?

Try it on yourself and see if it works. And then post it here.

ella louise trumpshaw smethurst.

ohh the pain of it all.

Heh, mine's crap but my friends is Candy Hole :-D

Shep Ashley

Kitty Harris, mine is sorry.

Grix Thraves wrote:
> Kitty Harris, mine is sorry.

Did P*ssy have an identity crisis?

And since when has 'Puss y' been foul and abusive language?

My Dad's is Oscar Lewis. Just thought you'd like to know. He thinks it sounds more like a porn flick director, which I agree with.

Didn't Mystique post this a while back? o_O

Ignore me, didn't realise you've only been here for 12 days.

Ginger Pearce.

Hmmm....

Decepticon Steer.

I was a big Transformers fan when I was young. So I called my pet goldfish Decepticon. Obviously.

:D