Viewing Thread:
"Nothing complicated, don't worry"

I'll make this very simple: if you take the name of your first pet (or if you've never owned any, the first pet name any of your relatives own that jumps into your head), followed by your mother's maiden name (I'm assuming you all have (had) mothers), you will come up with your very own, personalised and perfect, pornstar alter-ego.

The pornstar names of my two closest friends are Fluffy Lovett and Bubbles Lim.

As for mine, it's Dino Golombeck. How pornstar a name is that?

Try it on yourself and see if it works. And then post it here.

Shep Ashley

Heh, mine's crap but my friends is Candy Hole :-D

ella louise trumpshaw smethurst.

ohh the pain of it all.

King Dong

I am "BJ Cook"

And my mate is "Silky Cousins"

You don't get any more porn than that.

Starlight wrote:
> Booty McCracken

I kid you not

You serious? LOL!

You see, the system works.

Dino Golombeck.

P*ssy Whole

Booty McCracken

I kid you not

Pepper Rhymer... Hmm

Seinfeld_Enthusiast wrote:
(or if you've never owned any, the first pet name any of your relatives own that jumps into your head)

- - -

Face hugger Wooster