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"Nothing complicated, don't worry"

I'll make this very simple: if you take the name of your first pet (or if you've never owned any, the first pet name any of your relatives own that jumps into your head), followed by your mother's maiden name (I'm assuming you all have (had) mothers), you will come up with your very own, personalised and perfect, pornstar alter-ego.

The pornstar names of my two closest friends are Fluffy Lovett and Bubbles Lim.

As for mine, it's Dino Golombeck. How pornstar a name is that?

Try it on yourself and see if it works. And then post it here.

I was in tears the first time Optimus Prime died well I was only 8 years old.

Those were the days

My best mate who moved away is borrowing it I posted it to him so he could show his mates at uni what we used to be like, LOL perhaps we will watch it summertime when I go to see him.

The Decoy wrote:
> Buzby Parker is the name I got, hmm

rob_skater did you ever see transformers
> the movie? me and my mates used to be really into it we used to play with the
> figures at school.

We used to also pretend we were transformers I was always
> Optimus Prime.

Yep, The Transformers film was class!

Buzby Parker is the name I got, hmm

rob_skater did you ever see transformers the movie? me and my mates used to be really into it we used to play with the figures at school.

We used to also pretend we were transformers I was always Optimus Prime.

Decepticon Steer.

I was a big Transformers fan when I was young. So I called my pet goldfish Decepticon. Obviously.

:D

Ginger Pearce.

Hmmm....

Ignore me, didn't realise you've only been here for 12 days.

Didn't Mystique post this a while back? o_O

My Dad's is Oscar Lewis. Just thought you'd like to know. He thinks it sounds more like a porn flick director, which I agree with.

Grix Thraves wrote:
> Kitty Harris, mine is sorry.

Did P*ssy have an identity crisis?

And since when has 'Puss y' been foul and abusive language?

Kitty Harris, mine is sorry.