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"The coffee machine where I work has a mind of it's own"

Seriously, I'm not joking! Everyday I have this kind of battle with it. I'm not thick or anything, it really does have it's own mind. For example, this morning I selected a drink and it went through the motions as normal. But when I reached to retrieve the drink, the cover came down like a type of portcullis. Even worse, when I got the drink the cup was only half full and it was practically water when it was meant to be tea!

Help me please

There you go.

I am still here, but now more paranoid of my brain than ever.
(Bra ha ha ha ha.)
(If I do not have tea, I do not function, and if I do not function, how on earth will I be able to play games?)
Don't you mean let me play games?
(Yes. That is what I meant.)

Does the future of gaming depend on your coffee machine?

Grix's brain hates his calculator... what does he think though? Has his brain finally destroyed him? Perhaps it happened further down the forum... allow me to peruse these...

(I have the same problem with calculators, I type in some numbers, and the wrong answer comes out. I show my friend, do exactly what I did before, and it works. I hate that calculator.)

Kick it! All machines require to be shown who has the authority... and a foot is a good way to show you have it!
If this doesn't work, i find threats to be a good thing, tell it you'll make sure it's replaced with a newer prettier model...

Seriously, I'm not joking! Everyday I have this kind of battle with it. I'm not thick or anything, it really does have it's own mind. For example, this morning I selected a drink and it went through the motions as normal. But when I reached to retrieve the drink, the cover came down like a type of portcullis. Even worse, when I got the drink the cup was only half full and it was practically water when it was meant to be tea!

Help me please