GetDotted Domains

Viewing Thread:
"The coffee machine where I work has a mind of it's own"

The "General Games Chat" forum, which includes Retro Game Reviews, has been archived and is now read-only. You cannot post here or create a new thread or review on this forum.

Wed 11/10/00 at 11:36
Regular
Posts: 787
Seriously, I'm not joking! Everyday I have this kind of battle with it. I'm not thick or anything, it really does have it's own mind. For example, this morning I selected a drink and it went through the motions as normal. But when I reached to retrieve the drink, the cover came down like a type of portcullis. Even worse, when I got the drink the cup was only half full and it was practically water when it was meant to be tea!

Help me please
Wed 11/10/00 at 21:00
Posts: 0
Ah Sarcasm... the lowest form of wit they say... But what do "They" know?
And who are "they"? Uh oh, they're out to get me! RUN!
Wed 11/10/00 at 20:55
Posts: 0
Gronti - OK, it's not a joke as such. Just sarcasm.
Grix - You should really put your brain in a jar or something. At least stop it from typing anything.
Wed 11/10/00 at 20:54
Posts: 0
This all reminds me of a Monty Python Sketch...
Self defence classes, anyone remember it?
First you grab the banana...
Then you eat the banana, thus rendering your assailant unarmed...
Something like that, i don't know the exact words... but anyway he gets shot
Wed 11/10/00 at 20:50
Regular
Posts: 23,216
I think he means topic.
(I hate topics. Make me want tea.)
Wed 11/10/00 at 20:48
Posts: 0
Indeed, apology accepted... and where is this joke? I shoukd like to read it...
Wed 11/10/00 at 20:47
Regular
Posts: 23,216
Which would you rather be killed with? A sharp stick? Or a blunt banana?
(Ooooh, thats a hard one. Would I be able to eat the banana?)
No. You have no mouth.
(Oh yeah, I'm just a brain aren't I. *Sigh* Then how do I talk to you?)
YOU DON'T KNOW?
Wed 11/10/00 at 20:45
Posts: 0
My first message in this forum was a joke. But obviously a poor one.
And I'll remember not to say milado again. Sorry.
Wed 11/10/00 at 20:43
Posts: 0
Oy, only i am authorised to say milado!
GRRR... anyway i was just making the point that most folks on here have a sense of humour and say strange and pointless things from time to time... if you can't do that or accept it, then you'll likely end up one of the grumpy folks that everyone loves to hate (and jab with pointed sticks! and bananas!).
Wed 11/10/00 at 20:39
Posts: 0
Oooh! Sorry...milado.
Wed 11/10/00 at 20:33
Posts: 0
Who said anything about the future of gaming? if you want to discuss relevant and innovative things you've come to the wrong place milado!
Coffee is important to the future of gaming because it lets you stay up all night... OKAY?

Freeola & GetDotted are rated 5 Stars

Check out some of our customer reviews below:

Very pleased
Very pleased with the help given by your staff. They explained technical details in an easy way and were patient when providing information to a non expert like me.
Simple, yet effective...
This is perfect, so simple yet effective, couldnt believe that I could build a web site, have alrealdy recommended you to friends. Brilliant.
Con

View More Reviews

Need some help? Give us a call on 01376 55 60 60

Go to Support Centre

It appears you are using an old browser, as such, some parts of the Freeola and Getdotted site will not work as intended. Using the latest version of your browser, or another browser such as Google Chrome, Mozilla Firefox, or Opera will provide a better, safer browsing experience for you.