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Original:
The Gamecube is played and loved by simpletons and retards the world over.
Why is this? Can a console really appeal only to the shallow end of the gene pool? There must be, surely some reason why windowlickers love bright games about dragons and big gay pixies, whereas those more evolved prefer games involving stealth and solid snakes.
Of course, this is just my opinion, I could be wrong.
But I am not, this has been proven by dressing several large men in monkey suits and subjecting them to gimp sessions armed only with a hoover and a control pad from the gamecube
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Re-translation from English to German and German back into English:
The Gamecube is played and loved through simple tone and delays the world more rueber. Why is this? Can a console really please only the flat end of the gene pool? It must give, surely something reason, why windowlickers bright and large homosexuals of pixies love plays over kites, while that one develops the plays prefers, which include stealth and fixed queues with. This is of course my opinion straight, I could be false. But I am not, this was proven, by klitt some large men in the drop hammer complaints and it to the cord sessions subjected, to be armed only with a Hoover and a control edition of gamecube
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I have fouled myself with laughter
Run it through babelfish into another language, then run that translation back into English to see what it ends up like.
Below is my original post, and the re-translated edition.
This provides hours of fun
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Original:
The Gamecube is played and loved by simpletons and retards the world over.
Why is this? Can a console really appeal only to the shallow end of the gene pool? There must be, surely some reason why windowlickers love bright games about dragons and big gay pixies, whereas those more evolved prefer games involving stealth and solid snakes.
Of course, this is just my opinion, I could be wrong.
But I am not, this has been proven by dressing several large men in monkey suits and subjecting them to gimp sessions armed only with a hoover and a control pad from the gamecube
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Re-translation from English to German and German back into English:
The Gamecube is played and loved through simple tone and delays the world more rueber. Why is this? Can a console really please only the flat end of the gene pool? It must give, surely something reason, why windowlickers bright and large homosexuals of pixies love plays over kites, while that one develops the plays prefers, which include stealth and fixed queues with. This is of course my opinion straight, I could be false. But I am not, this was proven, by klitt some large men in the drop hammer complaints and it to the cord sessions subjected, to be armed only with a Hoover and a control edition of gamecube
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I have fouled myself with laughter
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This history is used the totals of relation of useless and dull history.
Guess what the original paragraph was.
Surely Goatboy must be out of his mind. Sure, retards who like gaming must play some console, but I'm sure there are just as many retarded PS2 fans as there are dumb-ass Ninty's. I like GameCube, Xbox and PS2, and I'm not a redarded crud bucket with the IQ of a braindead sausage dog. I suppose the GameCube is younger-orientated, and if you consider little children to be stupid that's fine with me. Oh well, looks like nobody wins (although I still consider myself to be correct)
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Sure Goatboy of its agreement sure must its, delayed, to the àquel eats a game consoles must play, but they are sure that it has précisement, here has it dumb-ass Nintys until fans posposti to the Ps2. I want of the Gamencube, Xbox and Ps2, and they are not I have redarded crud trogolo with Iq braindead a dog of sausage. I suppose that Gamencube jung-orientiert is become, and it considers small children to be stupid that with me they are fine. of Oh - well, it does not seem since nobody earns (however I still consider myself to be corrected).
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Sure Goatboy of its agreement sure must its, delayed, to the àquel eats a game consoles must play, but they are sure that it has précisement, here has it dumb-ass Nintys until fans posposti to the Ps2. I want of the Gamencube, Xbox and Ps2, and they are not I have redarded crud trogolo with Iq braindead a dog of sausage. I suppose that Gamencube jung-orientiert is become, and it considers small children to be stupid that with me they are fine. of Oh - well, it does not seem since nobody earns (however I still consider myself to be corrected).
Totoro wrote:
> The Xbox is an over priced hype machine played by spotty nerdy gimps who
> wouldn't know Nintendo style gameplay if it bit them on the rear.
Xbox fans
> dream about Bill Gates wearing a gimp suit and smuthered in baby
> oil.
Translated into Italian & back becomes:
The Xbox is a machine of
> the hype estimated surplus played from the cripples nerdy spotty that they would
> not know the style of Nintendo gameplay if bit them on the posterior part.
>
Xbox smazza the dream approximately Bill Gates who door dressing of the lame
> sailing point and smuthered in oil of the child.
Classic!
lol, true to life if you ask me! :D
slik ~_~
> The Xbox is an over priced hype machine played by spotty nerdy gimps who
> wouldn't know Nintendo style gameplay if it bit them on the rear.
Xbox fans
> dream about Bill Gates wearing a gimp suit and smuthered in baby
> oil.
Translated into Italian & back becomes:
The Xbox is a machine of
> the hype estimated surplus played from the cripples nerdy spotty that they would
> not know the style of Nintendo gameplay if bit them on the posterior part.
>
Xbox smazza the dream approximately Bill Gates who door dressing of the lame
> sailing point and smuthered in oil of the child.
Classic!
lol, true to life if you ask me! :D
slik ~_~
Moving away from games...
Original:
When the Stereophonics first burst onto the music scene back in 1997 I was quite a fan. Yes Kelly Jones is a girls name, and he looked a bit of a nancy, but his voice was at least a little different from the norm. Also, their drummer looked much like Animal from the muppets, with his strange curly mullet. Shame he wasn't quite as skilled.
Unfortunately, the Stereophonics have failed to move on from early glory days, and have sinced merely rehashed the same old tunes again and again. I've lost interest in them completely now, yet the public as a whole doesn't seem to mind the apparent lack of evolution in their music, and are lapping this trash up.
Translated from English to Italian and back:
When the Stereophonics in the first place has burst on the posterior part of music scene in 1997 I was a fan enough. Yes the auction connection quadrant Jones is a name of the girls and has observed a little Nancy, but its voice was at least little a different from the norm. Moreover, them drummer have observed as well as like the animal from the muppets, with its disowned curly muggine. Shame was not enough like expert.
Unfortunately, the Stereophonics has does not succeed in muoversi over from the days in advance payment of glory and only has sinced rehashed same old various airs times. Completely hour I have lost they it interest, however the public in the entirety does not seem to occuparsi of the appearing lack of development in their music and is wrapping these refusals in on.
Original:
When the Stereophonics first burst onto the music scene back in 1997 I was quite a fan. Yes Kelly Jones is a girls name, and he looked a bit of a nancy, but his voice was at least a little different from the norm. Also, their drummer looked much like Animal from the muppets, with his strange curly mullet. Shame he wasn't quite as skilled.
Unfortunately, the Stereophonics have failed to move on from early glory days, and have sinced merely rehashed the same old tunes again and again. I've lost interest in them completely now, yet the public as a whole doesn't seem to mind the apparent lack of evolution in their music, and are lapping this trash up.
Translated from English to Italian and back:
When the Stereophonics in the first place has burst on the posterior part of music scene in 1997 I was a fan enough. Yes the auction connection quadrant Jones is a name of the girls and has observed a little Nancy, but its voice was at least little a different from the norm. Moreover, them drummer have observed as well as like the animal from the muppets, with its disowned curly muggine. Shame was not enough like expert.
Unfortunately, the Stereophonics has does not succeed in muoversi over from the days in advance payment of glory and only has sinced rehashed same old various airs times. Completely hour I have lost they it interest, however the public in the entirety does not seem to occuparsi of the appearing lack of development in their music and is wrapping these refusals in on.
Ok, this is my first one. Translated into Portugease then back to English
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The Xbox will make a good home for the homeless / poor people of England. Remove Bill's third eye as a precaution though, you don't want him spying on homeless people on the nude now.
Translation
The Xbox fazrá a good home for the desabrigado / persons poor men of England. Remove third eye from the Bill as a precaution although, you nao queê-read spying in persons desabrigadas in the nude now.
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The Xbox will make a good home for the homeless / poor people of England. Remove Bill's third eye as a precaution though, you don't want him spying on homeless people on the nude now.
Translation
The Xbox fazrá a good home for the desabrigado / persons poor men of England. Remove third eye from the Bill as a precaution although, you nao queê-read spying in persons desabrigadas in the nude now.
The Xbox is an over priced hype machine played by spotty nerdy gimps who wouldn't know Nintendo style gameplay if it bit them on the rear.
Xbox fans dream about Bill Gates wearing a gimp suit and smuthered in baby oil.
Translated into Italian & back becomes:
The Xbox is a machine of the hype estimated surplus played from the cripples nerdy spotty that they would not know the style of Nintendo gameplay if bit them on the posterior part.
Xbox smazza the dream approximately Bill Gates who door dressing of the lame sailing point and smuthered in oil of the child.
Classic!
Xbox fans dream about Bill Gates wearing a gimp suit and smuthered in baby oil.
Translated into Italian & back becomes:
The Xbox is a machine of the hype estimated surplus played from the cripples nerdy spotty that they would not know the style of Nintendo gameplay if bit them on the posterior part.
Xbox smazza the dream approximately Bill Gates who door dressing of the lame sailing point and smuthered in oil of the child.
Classic!
Original:
The Playstation 2 is ok, if a little outdated.
The huge black box of delight soon wears off, leaving you with a noisy and delicate DVD player that you can play rehashed versions of 4 year old games.
But dont think that I am attacking only Sony, all the consoles are ultimately pointless, when you could spend time bumping uglies with the man or woman of your choice.
Mind you, having seen some of the swamp donkeys that play games, you are better off playing solo, if you know what I mean.
To Japanese and back again becomes:
Playstation 2 is good, a little old style. As for the sensitive DVD player who attaches the enormous flight recorder of joy to the body directly, when it is loud, leaves you you who are played edition of the game whose 4 years which can do thing are old the rehashed. But when being possible, to use the uglies to which woman time strikes unless I have attacked only SONY, finally there are all consoles meaningless does not have to think whether you the person of your selection. When you have known those which I mean, it designates you, as the air and mud area is slow how many it is better separated but you see from doing the solo which does the game, is you.
The Playstation 2 is ok, if a little outdated.
The huge black box of delight soon wears off, leaving you with a noisy and delicate DVD player that you can play rehashed versions of 4 year old games.
But dont think that I am attacking only Sony, all the consoles are ultimately pointless, when you could spend time bumping uglies with the man or woman of your choice.
Mind you, having seen some of the swamp donkeys that play games, you are better off playing solo, if you know what I mean.
To Japanese and back again becomes:
Playstation 2 is good, a little old style. As for the sensitive DVD player who attaches the enormous flight recorder of joy to the body directly, when it is loud, leaves you you who are played edition of the game whose 4 years which can do thing are old the rehashed. But when being possible, to use the uglies to which woman time strikes unless I have attacked only SONY, finally there are all consoles meaningless does not have to think whether you the person of your selection. When you have known those which I mean, it designates you, as the air and mud area is slow how many it is better separated but you see from doing the solo which does the game, is you.
Goatboy wrote:
> cookie monster wrote:
> Yes that is quite a rib tickler, however I am not
> amused by your choice of
> topic. Your suggestion that Nintendo fans are
> retards is rather upsetting.
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Becomes:
Me it does not enjoy due to
> your selection of the topic how, it is and that is the tickler of the rib
> considerably. Your proposition that has returned on the other hand the ‚Ð
> ‚Á chestnut the Nintendo fan is delay.
Oh, i was trying to goad you into calling me a nintendo spastic or something.
> cookie monster wrote:
> Yes that is quite a rib tickler, however I am not
> amused by your choice of
> topic. Your suggestion that Nintendo fans are
> retards is rather upsetting.
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Becomes:
Me it does not enjoy due to
> your selection of the topic how, it is and that is the tickler of the rib
> considerably. Your proposition that has returned on the other hand the ‚Ð
> ‚Á chestnut the Nintendo fan is delay.
Oh, i was trying to goad you into calling me a nintendo spastic or something.
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Jean Claude Van Damme likes to fight other men wearing only his pants and a grim expression.
You may suggest that the Mussels from Brussels operates on a homo-erotic level, but that would be to ignore the massive social value to be gained from watching this brain-dead chimp box swarthy orientals in his knickers.
becomes
If the position Claude Van Damme only his pants and the expression which is cruel under wearing, that outside male it fights. The homo the lust level by the Mussels from Brussels operating above it suggested, that this brain is to ignore the vast quantity social value from chimp box swarthy orientals step will die will get inside his knickers, theyn the place.
Jean Claude Van Damme likes to fight other men wearing only his pants and a grim expression.
You may suggest that the Mussels from Brussels operates on a homo-erotic level, but that would be to ignore the massive social value to be gained from watching this brain-dead chimp box swarthy orientals in his knickers.
becomes
If the position Claude Van Damme only his pants and the expression which is cruel under wearing, that outside male it fights. The homo the lust level by the Mussels from Brussels operating above it suggested, that this brain is to ignore the vast quantity social value from chimp box swarthy orientals step will die will get inside his knickers, theyn the place.
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