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Write out a post.
Run it through babelfish into another language, then run that translation back into English to see what it ends up like.
Below is my original post, and the re-translated edition.
This provides hours of fun
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Original:
The Gamecube is played and loved by simpletons and retards the world over.
Why is this? Can a console really appeal only to the shallow end of the gene pool? There must be, surely some reason why windowlickers love bright games about dragons and big gay pixies, whereas those more evolved prefer games involving stealth and solid snakes.
Of course, this is just my opinion, I could be wrong.
But I am not, this has been proven by dressing several large men in monkey suits and subjecting them to gimp sessions armed only with a hoover and a control pad from the gamecube
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Re-translation from English to German and German back into English:
The Gamecube is played and loved through simple tone and delays the world more rueber. Why is this? Can a console really please only the flat end of the gene pool? It must give, surely something reason, why windowlickers bright and large homosexuals of pixies love plays over kites, while that one develops the plays prefers, which include stealth and fixed queues with. This is of course my opinion straight, I could be false. But I am not, this was proven, by klitt some large men in the drop hammer complaints and it to the cord sessions subjected, to be armed only with a Hoover and a control edition of gamecube
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I have fouled myself with laughter
Run it through babelfish into another language, then run that translation back into English to see what it ends up like.
Below is my original post, and the re-translated edition.
This provides hours of fun
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Original:
The Gamecube is played and loved by simpletons and retards the world over.
Why is this? Can a console really appeal only to the shallow end of the gene pool? There must be, surely some reason why windowlickers love bright games about dragons and big gay pixies, whereas those more evolved prefer games involving stealth and solid snakes.
Of course, this is just my opinion, I could be wrong.
But I am not, this has been proven by dressing several large men in monkey suits and subjecting them to gimp sessions armed only with a hoover and a control pad from the gamecube
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Re-translation from English to German and German back into English:
The Gamecube is played and loved through simple tone and delays the world more rueber. Why is this? Can a console really please only the flat end of the gene pool? It must give, surely something reason, why windowlickers bright and large homosexuals of pixies love plays over kites, while that one develops the plays prefers, which include stealth and fixed queues with. This is of course my opinion straight, I could be false. But I am not, this was proven, by klitt some large men in the drop hammer complaints and it to the cord sessions subjected, to be armed only with a Hoover and a control edition of gamecube
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I have fouled myself with laughter
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ROFL @ your tagline!
Grix Thraves wrote:
> Wow. There's actually a word in German for "goat boy". Ziegejunge.
> Yes. That's the word.
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Superb.
Bit of a mouthful though
> Wow. There's actually a word in German for "goat boy". Ziegejunge.
> Yes. That's the word.
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Superb.
Bit of a mouthful though
Wow. There's actually a word in German for "goat boy". Ziegejunge. Yes. That's the word.
And Monkey Man, you're actually "Drop Hammer Man".
That would make a cool superhero.
"Quick, pass me the hammer!"
"Her... ARGH! Not again!"
And Monkey Man, you're actually "Drop Hammer Man".
That would make a cool superhero.
"Quick, pass me the hammer!"
"Her... ARGH! Not again!"
Wow. 'Mr Snuggly' becomes 'Herr Snuggly'.
Hee hee. Don't care. I had a go. :0D
*runs*
*runs*
Rightio. I'll have a go.
So what? You have your X-Box, and the same fate will come. You'll become bored with the games, just like the PS2 and it's updated "classics". Same ugly cows, more make up. If you really can't accept that behind all the fat headed plumbers and talking animals there ARE some decent games, then you're rightly so never to experience them, even IF you did have some bad experiences with some really crappy games. There are crappy games on the PS2 and X-Box too, believe it or not.
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So which? They have their x-box and the same fate come. They are bored with the plays, even like the PS2 and it are updated " classical authors ". The same ugly cows, for more form. If you cannot really assume behind all fat preceding plumbers and the maintenance there animals ARE some acceptable plays, then you are to also experience right so never them, even if you had somewhat false experiences with some really crappy plays. There are crappy plays on the PS2 and x-box also, believe it or not.
So what? You have your X-Box, and the same fate will come. You'll become bored with the games, just like the PS2 and it's updated "classics". Same ugly cows, more make up. If you really can't accept that behind all the fat headed plumbers and talking animals there ARE some decent games, then you're rightly so never to experience them, even IF you did have some bad experiences with some really crappy games. There are crappy games on the PS2 and X-Box too, believe it or not.
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So which? They have their x-box and the same fate come. They are bored with the plays, even like the PS2 and it are updated " classical authors ". The same ugly cows, for more form. If you cannot really assume behind all fat preceding plumbers and the maintenance there animals ARE some acceptable plays, then you are to also experience right so never them, even if you had somewhat false experiences with some really crappy plays. There are crappy plays on the PS2 and x-box also, believe it or not.
That too.
Craw wrote:
> This has stopped being funny now.
After translations:
English to Spanish and back:
This now has stopped the amused being.
English to French to German to English:
This now stopped strangely to be.
> This has stopped being funny now.
After translations:
English to Spanish and back:
This now has stopped the amused being.
English to French to German to English:
This now stopped strangely to be.
The Spice Girls are no more. However that does mean we are free of their curse, oh no. Instead of forming an unholy alliance of demons in platform shoes, they tried to go their seperate ways.
But you know what happens when you lop the head off the Hydra, another replaces.
And since the demise of the Spice Girls, there has been an explosion of mediocre teeny-bopper marketing exercises, and all are as anodyne as each other.
Becomes
The spice girl more is. They imprecation where we mean but the free thing, Ohio negation. Substitution phul lay thu it forms the unholy alliance of demon inside the groove low shoes, they tried they seperate room law for thing. But you come to tremble lop Hydra, also different one thing and when the head transferring, what it happens spreads out, it holds. And from death of the spice girl, there is explosion of the teeny bopper selling and buying motion which is common, all the angle with the different person thing together as it is a anodyne.
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Genius
But you know what happens when you lop the head off the Hydra, another replaces.
And since the demise of the Spice Girls, there has been an explosion of mediocre teeny-bopper marketing exercises, and all are as anodyne as each other.
Becomes
The spice girl more is. They imprecation where we mean but the free thing, Ohio negation. Substitution phul lay thu it forms the unholy alliance of demon inside the groove low shoes, they tried they seperate room law for thing. But you come to tremble lop Hydra, also different one thing and when the head transferring, what it happens spreads out, it holds. And from death of the spice girl, there is explosion of the teeny bopper selling and buying motion which is common, all the angle with the different person thing together as it is a anodyne.
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Genius
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