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Fri 22/03/02 at 13:46
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Write out a post.
Run it through babelfish into another language, then run that translation back into English to see what it ends up like.
Below is my original post, and the re-translated edition.
This provides hours of fun
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Original:

The Gamecube is played and loved by simpletons and retards the world over.
Why is this? Can a console really appeal only to the shallow end of the gene pool? There must be, surely some reason why windowlickers love bright games about dragons and big gay pixies, whereas those more evolved prefer games involving stealth and solid snakes.
Of course, this is just my opinion, I could be wrong.
But I am not, this has been proven by dressing several large men in monkey suits and subjecting them to gimp sessions armed only with a hoover and a control pad from the gamecube

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Re-translation from English to German and German back into English:

The Gamecube is played and loved through simple tone and delays the world more rueber. Why is this? Can a console really please only the flat end of the gene pool? It must give, surely something reason, why windowlickers bright and large homosexuals of pixies love plays over kites, while that one develops the plays prefers, which include stealth and fixed queues with. This is of course my opinion straight, I could be false. But I am not, this was proven, by klitt some large men in the drop hammer complaints and it to the cord sessions subjected, to be armed only with a Hoover and a control edition of gamecube

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I have fouled myself with laughter
Fri 22/03/02 at 16:20
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"Infantalised Forums"
Posts: 23,089
Grix Thraves wrote:
> Ihre Ehre saugt etwas Mittelkäse. Nach Ansicht des Ziegejungen sowieso.

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LOL
And I really did.

Educational and funny as hell.
Who says these forums are going to the dogs?

Rammen eine Garderobe herauf mein duftendes Rohr
Fri 22/03/02 at 16:19
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Und natürlich, verwende ich Newbies als Sammelname für Idioten.
Fri 22/03/02 at 16:13
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Der haltbare Käse, der Newbies saugt, scheinen, die Foren zu beherrschen. Aber noch, sobald das Lebenforum entlang kommt, werden wir alle, die anstatt für das und diesen mongs Fäule hier zu überlassen laufen gelassen werden.
Fri 22/03/02 at 16:09
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Ihre Ehre saugt etwas Mittelkäse. Nach Ansicht des Ziegejungen sowieso.
Fri 22/03/02 at 16:09
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hur hur

That last one is even funnier than the English version I put.
Fri 22/03/02 at 16:05
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Delete my smudgy flanks.

Stroke my back parts.

Let us kiss mean nonsense tunnels.

:0D
Fri 22/03/02 at 16:03
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Das ist gut.
Fri 22/03/02 at 16:02
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Jah.
Die Einer Von Satan
Fri 22/03/02 at 16:01
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Eine halbe Tasse Staubzucker
Ein Viertel Teelöffel Salz
Eine Messerspitze türkisches Haschisch
Ein halbes Pfund Butter
Ein Teelöffel Vanillenzucker
Ein halbes Pfund Mehl
Einhundertfünfzig Gramm gemahlene Nüsse
Ein wenig extra Staubzucker
... und keine Eier

In eine Schüssel geben
Butter einrühren
Gemahlene Nüsse zugeben und
Den Teig verkneten

Augenballgroße Stücke vom Teig formen
Im Staubzucker wälzen und
Sagt die Zauberwörter
Simsalbimbamba Saladu Saladim

Auf ein gefettetes Backblech legen und
Bei zweihundert Grad für fünfzehn Minuten backen und
KEINE EIER

Bei zweihundert Grad für fünfzehn Minuten backen und
Keine Eier ..
Fri 22/03/02 at 15:55
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streichen Sie meine schmierigen Flanken

streicheln Sie meine Hinterteile

küssen Sie meinen Unsinntunnel
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Superb.
German rocks.

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